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Moos Wrote:

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> No stocking for you, Mr. P.

>

> And if I hear another word, I'll be on the phone

> to DM, and it'll be no stockings for you, either.


Another word, eh?

On the phone, eh?

No stockings, eh?


Shouldn't you first be ascertaining whether he's been naughty or nice? Isn't there a checklist?

SimonM Wrote:

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> So the creme eggs and hot cross buns will be in

> Sainsburys any day now...:(


Bless you Simon, no of course they won't, that's for when there was a crucifixion going on and the grimness of the mentioned comestibles is appropriate. We've got Christmas coming when ugly birds are consumed with great gusto, alcoholic excess is the order of the day and the phrase 'f it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't bother' can be used freely without people making Gary Glitter references and I receive M&S vouchers.

To quote the soon to be retired Errol Brown of Hot Chocolate 'Everyone's A Winner Baby'

That's no lie.

It's good to know that I have so many friends on this forum. I love you all dearly, and Christmas cheer will be flowing merrily to you all from Moos Towers.


IN DECEMBER.


P.S. HonaloochieB, you are sweet. What on earth makes you think it would have taken me all this time to determine whether or not that scamp Mickey Plinkyplonkyguts is naughty or nice?

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