what's the most outrageous kid's name you've ever heard

[the-e-dealer]

Fifi trixibel, apple, dweezil, Benson,

[miga]

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[egoode]

Not a kids name but a girl I went to school with married someone with the last name Cocks and when she went to submit her change of name form the lady at the counter said to her it must be true love if she's willing to change her name to Cocks.

[Otta]

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> Demi Moore and Bruce Willis named one of their

> daughters Scout, but maybe you already knew that.

> They have Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout.

Yep I knew that. Almost punched someone once when they assumed I'd named my daughter because I was a big Bruce Willis fan! Now I like an action movie as much as the next guy, but come on!

[El Pibe]

But The Last Boy Scout was one of his worst films, strange that he'd keep rubbing that bruise

[Otta]

I liked RED.

[El Pibe]

Ha ha, so did i!

[maxxi]

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> But The Last Boy Scout was one of his worst films,

> strange that he'd keep rubbing that bruise

Could have been worse - he could have called them Hudson and Hawk

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

feel for the person called Glen Campbell

oh wait that's me

Sorry keep forgetting..

[uncleglen]

Re: Dweezil Zappa- his other child is Moon Unit! Zowie Bowie- I think he changed his name to Duncan....

Old school friend called his girl Storm and his boy Sam- short for Samurai.

[Loz]

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> Zowie Bowie- I think he changed his name to Duncan....

Changed his name to Duncan Jones and became a film director. Directed the rather good "Moon" a few years ago.

[Henry3]

A young guy from the Philippines was introduced to me as "Hitler". I asked him why "they" call him Hitler. He said that was his name. Incredulous!!

[charlesfare]

More about the way the poster snootily parodies the "sarf london" accent than anything else.

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> > > I was in crystal Palace park, there were two

> > > ladies together, the tattooed Fred Perry

> > wearing

> > > skin headed one of the pair bellowed (in the

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> > > finest sarf london tambre) toward a golden

> > haired

> > > angel of a child

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> > > "CHARDONNAAAAAAAAY WE'RE GOIN' NAW"

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> > > It was exquisite

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> > Is this a joke or are you Katie Hopkins or

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> It's pretty clear from above that silly names

> aren't just confined to one social class (whatever

> that means nowadays)...they can be found anywhere.

> Surely the challenge for parents must be to strike

> that delicate balance between tacky and boring,

> reference any significant relatives and be "cool"

> at the same time. Not easy.

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> There's been a spate of Dylans recently but if I

> ever drop a boy I shall be calling him "Hendrix

> II". Is that acceptable?

[OliviaDee]

heard a mother call TENA!!! after her little girl on ED Grove... Makes Lilette sound good.

[Salsaboy]

|Did some work in a house once where the child was called Huxtable.

[helena handbasket]

I always felt her pain when I heard the name Jen Scrotch on the loudspeaker at school. Also, growing up in a city with a large Mennonite community you come across a lot of girls unfortunately named Anita Dick.

[Robert Poste's Child]

I imagine you need to hear that with an American accent to get the full impact...

[helena handbasket]

Well, Canadian. But I'm curious, which part gets lost in translation? I'll test it on my husband.

Ahh, just remebered the soft "t". Anyhew......

[Zebedee Tring]

My mother was friendly with a woman whose brother-in-law had the unfortunate name of Dick Cockshutt.

[nashoi]

A teacher from a school in Eltham once told me she had a girl in her class called Labia.

[Zebedee Tring]

If there were two girls with that name in the school, the older one would no doubt be known as Labia Majora and the younger one Labia Minora.

[uncleglen]

(that reminded me of when a visitor came into the room and said (with a dead straight face)someone she knew had a new car- it was a Vulva!)

[susiq]

girl I knew had a dog called elliot and her son was called raven..

[siousxiesue]

My favourite name story was from years ago when I was a librarian joining a family of blonde blue eyed sisters, 4 or 5 of them. All had common names until the 2nd last, she had an African name I kid you not. Turns out one of the sisters was asked to name her and she choose the name of her then best friend to give to her little sis. Wish I could remember the name involved.

I also signed up 2 young brothers, aged around 4 and 5, and they were called exactly the same thing. No numbers or anything, just John Patrick..Surname and John Patrick...surname.

[Jeremy]

Was reading today about Paul Weller's kids: Dylan, John-Paul, and Bowie.