Jump to content

what's the most outrageous kid's name you've ever heard

Ladysaw

By Ladysaw
in The Lounge

 Share

Recommended Posts

egoode

egoode

Posted
Posted
Not a kids name but a girl I went to school with married someone with the last name Cocks and when she went to submit her change of name form the lady at the counter said to her it must be true love if she's willing to change her name to Cocks.
Otta

Otta

Posted
Posted

Mustard Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Otta Wrote:

> -----------------------------

>

> --------------------------

>

>

> > Scout.

>

>

> Demi Moore and Bruce Willis named one of their

> daughters Scout, but maybe you already knew that.

> They have Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout.



Yep I knew that. Almost punched someone once when they assumed I'd named my daughter because I was a big Bruce Willis fan! Now I like an action movie as much as the next guy, but come on!

charlesfare

charlesfare

Posted
Posted

More about the way the poster snootily parodies the "sarf london" accent than anything else.


MrBen Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> charlesfare Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Seabag Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > I was in crystal Palace park, there were two

> > > ladies together, the tattooed Fred Perry

> > wearing

> > > skin headed one of the pair bellowed (in the

> > very

> > > finest sarf london tambre) toward a golden

> > haired

> > > angel of a child

> > >

> > > "CHARDONNAAAAAAAAY WE'RE GOIN' NAW"

> > >

> > > It was exquisite

> >

> > Is this a joke or are you Katie Hopkins or

> > something?

>

>

> It's pretty clear from above that silly names

> aren't just confined to one social class (whatever

> that means nowadays)...they can be found anywhere.

> Surely the challenge for parents must be to strike

> that delicate balance between tacky and boring,

> reference any significant relatives and be "cool"

> at the same time. Not easy.

>

> There's been a spate of Dylans recently but if I

> ever drop a boy I shall be calling him "Hendrix

> II". Is that acceptable?

siousxiesue

siousxiesue

Posted
Posted

My favourite name story was from years ago when I was a librarian joining a family of blonde blue eyed sisters, 4 or 5 of them. All had common names until the 2nd last, she had an African name I kid you not. Turns out one of the sisters was asked to name her and she choose the name of her then best friend to give to her little sis. Wish I could remember the name involved.

I also signed up 2 young brothers, aged around 4 and 5, and they were called exactly the same thing. No numbers or anything, just John Patrick..Surname and John Patrick...surname.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
  • Advertise Here

  • Latest Discussions

    • Spartacus
      Two tier PIP

      By Spartacus · Posted

      @HeadNun I haven't been through the assessment for mental health issues, god knows they treat you like you have one when you are assessed for motability issues. Therefore I can't comment on what you've read but don't always believe what the media telks you as they often sensationalise things to sell papers and bend the story slightly 😉  All I am doing in this thread is asking people who disagree to the PIP reform in its current format to write to their MP to say so and ask for a well consulted and thought through change. I'm not here to change people's minds but happy to discuss how disability impacts lives.
    • sidebirdz
      The going home for the weekend song thread...come on you groovey foookers

      By sidebirdz · Posted

      https://youtu.be/TKwa3g3gRos Carmelita
    • jazzer
      Lime bikes

      By jazzer · Posted

    • HeadNun
      Two tier PIP

      By HeadNun · Posted

      I hate the idea of someone with a genuine disability losing money, it's heart-breaking. I thought the whole idea of these cuts was to get kids with mental health issues, which we used to call 'the human condition', off benefits and into a job. Before anyone says anything, I'm not talking about people with severe autism.  If the tests are so astringent, Spartacus, how come healthy youngsters with anxiety are getting benefits? It's ludicrous.  This from The Times:  Then there is mental health. This is the fastest-growing category of claim; anxiety and depression is now the single biggest reason to claim PIPs, accounting for 16 per cent of spending. Including problems such as autism and ADHD, there are 1.4 million people claiming for “psychiatric disorders”, almost 40 per cent of the total.   NHS figures on Thursday found that 23 per cent of people of working age now have a mental disorder, up from 18 per cent a decade ago, rising to 26 per cent in 16 to 24 year-olds. Young people are most likely to claim benefits for mental health problems and there is growing concern about a generation who may do so for decades. The number of children on disability living allowance, the precursor to PIPs, will reach a million by the end of the decade, double pre-Covid levels. Most of these are for behavioural problems such as ADHD or learning disabilities  

East Dulwich Forum

Established in 2006, we are an online community discussion forum for people who live, work in and visit SE22.

Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...