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Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Woman on first date gets stuck in window

> retrieving her own poo.


It was a Tinder date so, in retrospect, he should have swiped left and she should have wiped and left.

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I'm not sure I believe the bit about the sirens blaring.


"No more time wasted trying to access those awkward places where objects seem to be able to find with ease, just grab your Grab and Grip Reaching Tool, one of the most useful gadgets to have around the home.This handy lightweight and durable tool has a whole multitude of purposes from picking up litter to retrieving lost objects from behind cupboards with one simple motion." https://www.amazon.co.uk/ALUMINIUM-REACHING-MOBILITY-ASSISTANCE-GREEN/dp/B002R0005Q/ref=pd_sim_201_1

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Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Woman on first date gets stuck in window

> retrieving her own poo.

>

> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4855582/Ti

> nder-date-gets-stuck-trying-retrieve-excrement.htm

> l



What made me laugh was that they went on to have a second date :))


ETA: It must have really broken the ice :)) (as well as the window .....)

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ianr, admire your thinking.


You'd have to think a fair amount of drink had been taken. If either of them was sober they'd have made something out of a coat hanger and a suitable kitchen utensil in the fine Blue Peter tradition that made this country great.


Mind you, if she was sober she probably wouldn't have thrown it out of the window in the first place.

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A cyclist has ridden around the world in 79 days, beating the previous world record by 44 days.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41308524


That's about the same amount of time I've been waiting so far for GWR to refund the cost of a ticket for a journey of one hour twenty minutes that took two hours too long. Despite all my attempts to get them to take action it's just one fob-off or delaying tactic after another, and right now it looks like it could easily take as long again. Dismal service.

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