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*Bob* Wrote:

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> The casting is giving everyone a real headache.

>

> Jamie want Hugh Grant to play the lead, but Hugh

> won't do it unless his contract stipulates 'no

> prosthetic bitch tits'.


Give it Merryl Streep, give her a chance to expand her repertoire of accents.

Streep can't do it.

She's tied-up making a CGI-laden sequel to that one where the dingo eats her kid.


Worrall-Thompson's in (of course) - reprising his role as the dwarf from Lord of the Rings. And Rhodes will cameo as long as there's no dancing involved. But who can play Jamie.. that's the question.

5 items... always need the same 5 items. Wallet, oyster card, security pass, keys, phone. I have a terrible memory, so I just remember the number 5, then figure out what I have missing.


Danny Dyer (dire?) is a good call, he's almost as annoying as Jamie himself!

Things you say to yourself upon leaving your front door


If it's raining "F%$? I need an umbrella"


If a good looking raver's walking past I thrust my hand in my pocket and see if I have a wedge of cash and then shout in a lewd and bawdy manner "Ayup darlin' 'ow much"

I've always done well with sophisticated ladies who were looking for a bit of rough trade.


If it's a sunny day I will check for my old peoples bus pass and say 'thankyou Southwark' cross the road and wait for the number 12

"Why is the next door flats' kitchen waste/out/over-spill (?) pipe still leaking?!"

(even though I told the workmen currently doing renovations in there, twice in the past week and a half that it needs sorting out urgently, otherwise the downstairs flat will suffer water damage through their ceiling/walls?!)

:'(

Keys Inhaler Purse Helmet Gloves Glasses Book Comb Mirror Lipstick Mobile

.

And switch the answerphone on.


And I live on 3rd floor and my Dad used to always teach me never to go up/down/out empty handed.

So - then I go back and see if the rubbish bags or recycling bags need to be taken down too.

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