Things You Would Like To Do Before You Die.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I'll start the ball rolling...

Stick my tongue down a canarys throat.

Over To You Guys...

[Ted Max]

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[Keef]

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Stick my tongue down a canarys throat.

You want to snog a Norwich fan?

[Keef]

Damn it Ted, you beat me to it!

[Ted Max]

A picture says a thousand words, Keef. Or seven, in this case.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I've heard great reports about Delia's prowess in the Boudoir.

She is a charming Lady in Public personifying deportment and poise.

If she can cook as well,then that will be a Bonus.

Oh! I nearly forgot!:))B)

[HonaloochieB]

When I go, I hope it's nice and peacefully in my bed.

Not screaming and crying like the passengers on my dad's bus.

[Ted Max]

She's a woman so she's probably got you on speed-dial, Tony.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I dare say MaxieB)...but before I die I want to come to the thrilling conclusion about "The Truth"...thats all one asks...

[Moos]

I like to do breathing in and out, I feel it's delaying the inevitable.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

breathing in and out is simply the thing you do after being born and before dying Moos...

[Moos]

Oh drat, is it really?

And there I was thinking it was irony.

[Ant]

No, that's the bit where you get creases out of clothes and stuff.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Moos Wrote:

Oh drat, is it really?

And there I was thinking it was irony.

It was Moos and you were and itstill is..

but,em,ironically I said the very same thing about "Life" on another thread only last week somewhere in Cyberspace and,like you,I was also being ironic at the time:))

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Ant Wrote:

No, that's the bit where you get creases out of clothes and stuff.

Ant:Will you kindly leave the "ironing" jokes to Jah Lush as Jah made the same "ironing" comment on 3 seperate threads recently and I feel its his "bag" you dig?

[Moos]

Jeez Louise, I mean TLS.

Jokes aren't like Oyster cards - they don't run down each time someone uses one. Chill. Breathe. Apparently it's useful.

[HonaloochieB]

Before I die I'd like to meet this Louise that Moos is going on about.

[Moos]

She's hot stuff, Hona.

[HonaloochieB]

I'd expect nothing less from one of the 'Moos Crowd'.

[Ant]

I quite like the idea of people being appointed the official keepers of certain jokes - I've always had an appreciation of the absurd.

[Brendan]

Catch a rush hour train fro Denmark Hill that is running on time. Seriously, just once would be lovely.

[Keef]

Ant Wrote:

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> I quite like the idea of people being appointed

> the official keepers of certain jokes - I've

> always had an appreciation of the absurd.

Not just jokes Ant, from now on I am copywriting the "what ...... said" phrase for use on this forum, so there!

[Jah Lush]

I'd like to go out on the piss with Keith and Ronnie from the Stones.

[Keef]

Would you settle for just drinking with a stoned Keith?

[Jah Lush]

No, but then I did that last week Keef.