You, yeah you on your 'smart phone/fixie/feet'

[Seabag]

You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I stop, because i'm preempting your move, even though you're not paying attention. And then you amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking your phone screen, taking your time, you looking up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowly

Oh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped the clutch and poked the throttle to run you over

Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way street, your brake free bike with the cut-down handlebars

And you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look"

Yep, you're over the bonnet too

[numbers]

just wait until we can all afford google glass /wearable tech.

nae more stooping along the pavement peering at your smartphone.

[Salsaboy]

And you lot on your bloody mobility scooters, smoking and texting whilst thrashing along at top speed.

[Seabag]

And gamblers

I fire my imaginary rockets into William Hill at you

[KalamityKel]

Seabag Wrote:

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> You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I

> stop, because i'm preempting your move, even

> though you're not paying attention. And then you

> amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking

> your phone screen, taking your time, you looking

> up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowly

>

> Oh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped

> the clutch and poked the throttle to run you over

>

> Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way

> street, your brake free bike with the cut-down

> handlebars

>

> And you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the

> kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that

> defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look"

>

> Yep, you're over the bonnet too

Are you referring to your buggy (the type that occassionally transports young children or even shopping, sometimes the odd pair of shoes) driving skills/mentality?

[Seabag]

Buggies are exempt i'm afraid Kel, shame on you for even mentioning them

Tho not mobility scooters or outside pubsmokers or the guy in the chip shop on North Cross Road

[Salsaboy]

In fact if you're on a bloody mobility scooter, why are you smoking?

[Alan Medic]

Seabag Wrote:

>

> Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way

> street, your brake free bike with the cut-down

> handlebars

Do you know there are one way streets which don't apply to bicycles?

[Seabag]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Do you know there are one way streets which don't

> apply to bicycles?

In that instance Al, they'll just get a light sideswiping, to liven them up and knock the silly grin off their faces

[steveo]

Cry havoc and let slip the dog of war

[Seabag]

steveo Wrote:

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> Cry havoc and let slip the dog of war

steveo

Get a grip man, there's an Anarchy thread elsewhere for that kind of comment

[davidk]

Wow, disturbing - Are there any particular roads where you are planning your reign of terror? Just so I know to avoid them on my fixed gear bike with the shortened handlebars... and my silly grin because I was daft enough to choose an enjoyable mode of transport...

[holloway]

what's wrong with gamblers??!!

[mako]

I'm worrying about what you have got against gamblers

[????]

mark Wooof....nettie....seabag, we have a long line of distingusihed gambler haters

[red devil]

Bring back Mark Woof the Dog...Grrrrrr!!!

[Seabag]

Wassup with people, can't a man come on a public forum and evacuate his mental bowels without...

Oh hold on, i've just answered my own question

[maxxi]

Seabag Wrote:

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> Buggies are exempt i'm afraid Kel, shame on you

> for even mentioning them

>

> Tho not mobility scooters or outside pubsmokers or

> the guy in the chip shop on North Cross Road

shame - it was going so well