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You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I stop, because i'm preempting your move, even though you're not paying attention. And then you amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking your phone screen, taking your time, you looking up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowly


Oh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped the clutch and poked the throttle to run you over


Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way street, your brake free bike with the cut-down handlebars


And you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look"

Yep, you're over the bonnet too

Seabag Wrote:

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> You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I

> stop, because i'm preempting your move, even

> though you're not paying attention. And then you

> amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking

> your phone screen, taking your time, you looking

> up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowly

>

> Oh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped

> the clutch and poked the throttle to run you over

>

> Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way

> street, your brake free bike with the cut-down

> handlebars

>

> And you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the

> kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that

> defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look"

>

> Yep, you're over the bonnet too


Are you referring to your buggy (the type that occassionally transports young children or even shopping, sometimes the odd pair of shoes) driving skills/mentality?

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Do you know there are one way streets which don't

> apply to bicycles?


In that instance Al, they'll just get a light sideswiping, to liven them up and knock the silly grin off their faces

Wow, disturbing - Are there any particular roads where you are planning your reign of terror? Just so I know to avoid them on my fixed gear bike with the shortened handlebars... and my silly grin because I was daft enough to choose an enjoyable mode of transport...

Seabag Wrote:

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> Buggies are exempt i'm afraid Kel, shame on you

> for even mentioning them

>

> Tho not mobility scooters or outside pubsmokers or

> the guy in the chip shop on North Cross Road



shame - it was going so well

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