Seabag Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I stop, because i'm preempting your move, even though you're not paying attention. And then you amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking your phone screen, taking your time, you looking up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowlyOh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped the clutch and poked the throttle to run you overSame goes for you riding wrong way up the one way street, your brake free bike with the cut-down handlebarsAnd you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look" Yep, you're over the bonnet too Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 just wait until we can all afford google glass /wearable tech. nae more stooping along the pavement peering at your smartphone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 And you lot on your bloody mobility scooters, smoking and texting whilst thrashing along at top speed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 And gamblersI fire my imaginary rockets into William Hill at you Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> You amble up to the pedestrian crossing and I> stop, because i'm preempting your move, even> though you're not paying attention. And then you> amble slowly-slowly without looking, whilst poking> your phone screen, taking your time, you looking> up and then carrying on, all slowly-slowly> > Oh yeah, just so you know, i've mentally dumped> the clutch and poked the throttle to run you over> > Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way> street, your brake free bike with the cut-down> handlebars> > And you 'militant pedestrian' stepping off the> kerb way before the zebra crossing, with that> defiant "run me over on a crossing would you look"> > Yep, you're over the bonnet tooAre you referring to your buggy (the type that occassionally transports young children or even shopping, sometimes the odd pair of shoes) driving skills/mentality? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Buggies are exempt i'm afraid Kel, shame on you for even mentioning themTho not mobility scooters or outside pubsmokers or the guy in the chip shop on North Cross Road Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 In fact if you're on a bloody mobility scooter, why are you smoking? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Seabag Wrote:> > Same goes for you riding wrong way up the one way> street, your brake free bike with the cut-down> handlebarsDo you know there are one way streets which don't apply to bicycles? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Alan Medic Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Do you know there are one way streets which don't> apply to bicycles?In that instance Al, they'll just get a light sideswiping, to liven them up and knock the silly grin off their faces Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Cry havoc and let slip the dog of war Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 steveo Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Cry havoc and let slip the dog of warsteveoGet a grip man, there's an Anarchy thread elsewhere for that kind of comment Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidk Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Wow, disturbing - Are there any particular roads where you are planning your reign of terror? Just so I know to avoid them on my fixed gear bike with the shortened handlebars... and my silly grin because I was daft enough to choose an enjoyable mode of transport... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
holloway Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 what's wrong with gamblers??!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mako Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm worrying about what you have got against gamblers Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 mark Wooof....nettie....seabag, we have a long line of distingusihed gambler haters Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Bring back Mark Woof the Dog...Grrrrrr!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Wassup with people, can't a man come on a public forum and evacuate his mental bowels without...Oh hold on, i've just answered my own question Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Buggies are exempt i'm afraid Kel, shame on you> for even mentioning them> > Tho not mobility scooters or outside pubsmokers or> the guy in the chip shop on North Cross Roadshame - it was going so well Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/44065-you-yeah-you-on-your-smart-phonefixiefeet/#findComment-745468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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