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Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

> About the zopiclone?

>

>

> Is a zopiclone the process of producing

> genetically-identical individuals and it goes

> wromg somehow?


No idea... I'm fick remember!

KalamityKel Wrote:

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

KalamityKel Wrote:

About the zopiclone? Is a zopiclone the process.....


No idea... I'm fick remember!


I have to say thats never the impression that I have had when reading some of your comments on here.

Methinks the Lady is too modest by far.:)

Be thankful for it.


If the French have their way and manage to push through this new EU directive, time will instead be measured in units of 'onions'. And instead of the clocks going backward and forward, Britons will be required to spend two hours per year smoking, shrugging and eating the parts of animals that most right-minded people discard.

Psalms 9.99


And, lo, God said unto me


"When the peoples of Swiss get around to makingeth the clock, and that,

There shall be seven days in a week, just like my working week.

In each day shall be 24 units that are not just yours or mine. They shall be ours with a silent H.

Of these 24 you should spend 8 sleeping, 8 working, and 8 'doing stuff'.

During that 8 of work, you should have half of one for midday repast and a quater each before and afternoon - for parayer or tea.

Fag breaks don't count.

Any work after the eight hour or the fifth day gets time and a half for the first 5 hours and double thereafter.

Let it be so unto the peoples of Judea and beyond but if anyone's looking for me I'll be out for the afternoon"

God

Wikipedia says this about it:


"The hour was originally defined in ancient civilizations (including those of Egypt, Sumer, India, and China) as either one twelfth of the time between sunrise and sunset or one twenty-fourth of a full day. In either case the division reflected the widespread use of a duodecimal numbering system. The importance of 12 has been attributed to the number of lunar cycles in a year, and also to the fact that humans have 12 finger bones (phalanges) on one hand (3 on each of 4 fingers).[1] (It is possible to count to 12 with your thumb touching each finger bone in turn.) There is also a widespread tendency to make analogies among sets of data (12 months, 12 zodiacal signs, 12 hours, a dozen)."


If time was decimal it would have made highschool maths a lot easier.

SteveT Wrote:

Can't we get rid of it and adopt to eurotime?


Better still let them adopt to OUR time!(tu)

and "Lbs/Stones"..."Miles" as well while they are at it!

Would make life soooo much easier for Gods own people.a.k.a Our Great Nation!>:D<

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