i WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION!

[mlteenie]

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[bon3yard]

I used to get rapped on the knuckles with a ruler at school for that...still stings. :-S

[HonaloochieB]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> I used to get rapped on the knuckles with a ruler

> at school for that...still stings. :-S

Still Sting's...a what?

Was it it him that hit you on the knuckles when he was a teacher in Newcastle?

Wouldn't be surprised, he looks the type. F@cker.

[SteveT]

A piture of a full stop is worth a thousand words.....

Must be crap words then!

[bon3yard]

Tantric yoghurt weaving, tree hugging, whale fancying, luxury caravaned, cod reggae producing jizz packet...erm, thats what. Sting stinks...God forgive me for my 'Dream of the Blue Turtles' fixation when I was 13.

[HonaloochieB]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Tantric yoghurt weaving, tree hugging, whale

> fancying, luxury caravaned, cod reggae producing

> jizz packet...erm, thats what. Sting stinks...God

> forgive me for my 'Dream of the Blue Turtles'

> fixation when I was 13.

I trust she will forgive you Bon3Yard, 'cos I won't.

[bon3yard]

After doing a search on Facebook for a mate that I'd lost contact with who should turn up in the same foto looking smugger than A.W.Thompson but our mutual friend. Synchronicity indeed.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/988/52/s840603807_5020.jpg

[Jah Lush]

LISTENING TO STING MAKES WINE TASTE LIKE TRAMP?S PISS

LISTENING to any record by Sting while drinking wine will make even the finest vintage taste like rancid tramp's urine, research reveals.

'Ten Summoner's Tales' can absolutely ruin a bottle of Cloudy Bay. Study author Professor Henry Brubaker said the taste varied according to the song, with Roxanne leaving behind the delicate flavour of a young runaway after two nights in a cardboard box next to the Royal Festival Hall.

However, listening to Sting's recent album of lute tunes Songs from the Labyrinth made a Petrus '61 taste like the distilled micturation of a homeless Glaswegian alcoholic who had been marinated for ten years in his own vomit.

Professor Brubaker said: "In laboratory tests we gave one subject a Chateau Margaux '78 and then put on The Dream of the Blue Turtles. He was sick on my shoes.

"We then gave another subject a nice glass of zingy Cloudy Bay sauvignon blanc, started playing De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da and by the chorus she had pulled out her own tongue and ripped her ears off.

"We were going to repeat the experiment using Chris de Burgh's Lady in Red but my ethics committee intervened. I don?t want to go to jail for manslaughter."

The professor added: "At first we thought the cause might be some previously undiscovered link between the fungiform papillae taste buds and the Eustachian tube of the ear. But then someone pointed out that Sting's music is just a lot of pish."

[bon3yard]

Well done Jah, I love Science me.

[Jah Lush]

Science bores me almost as much as Sting bores me, but not quite. In fact not by a long shot. I'm only reporting the facts bon3yard, only reporting the facts. One likes to provide a service.

[bon3yard]

Blimey, I've just realised that I've posted another spiky resonse to one of your comments Jah. Could this be the start of an Entente Discordiale? Vive la Difference ;-)

[Jah Lush]

I don't know Bonehead. What do you think?

[bon3yard]

Fair enough, you win.

[Brendan]

Vive la dissidence!

[Jah Lush]

Viva Las Vegas - Elvis Presley. Oops, wrong thread.

[bon3yard]

...no, I'm not going to reference Coldplay. Never.

[Brendan]

Oh go on. Don't be all yellow.

[Jah Lush]

Thank feck for that.

[Keef]

Heard an interview with the drummer from The Police a while ago on Radio 4. Everything he said about Sting just made me dislike the man more and more.

I did like a few Police hits, but his solo stuff is fecking horrid! (although Eva Cassidy took a boring bland song and turned it in to something beautiful with her version of Fields of gold).