Fag Pig on East Dulwich

[AcedOut]

Joanna Page

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Is that anything like a fag hag? Mind boggles!

[Ted Max]

Actress is fan of the Bishop.

[djfitz]

Smoking Swine, maybe?

[mockney piers]

She seems far too happy, uncomplaining and unassuming to be a real Dulite I must say.

Bless her *pretends not to have slight crush*

[Brendan]

Aha! Rumbled, nobody who actually lives in East Dulwich goes to the Bishop.

[Jah Lush]

On the plus side she was brilliant in Gavin & Stacey, is obviously a very talented actress and is rather pretty and she likes the Rolling Stones. On the downside she likes The Bishop. Urgh! Can't stand the place myself but there you go. Each to their own.

[Brendan]

I think she can be forgiven for it, only just though.

Hmmm? I really shouldn?t be so hard on the Bishop. A few years ago a young lady once suggested that we go there on our first date. Consequently she agreed to marry me.

Although I?m not sure if what that says about her judgment reflects well or badly on the place.

[Jah Lush]

I was actually refused entrance in there a few weeks back because the management had recognised that I was already in an advanced state of refreshment. Fair enough but probably no more so than 99.9-per-cent of the clientele that were already getting plastered inside it's walls. It's a pub for feck's sake. People go there to get pissed. Oh! How I celebrated. Elsewhere of course.

[bon3yard]

Blimey, I never knew it was so ill thought of. To be fair I do spend 95% of the time out the back necking tabs so am rarely actually in the place itself. So what do the Camra Pub Snobs recommend instead? Is there a fusty old backwater hostelry that stills sells Manns stout and Hofmeister I didnt know about...ah, those were the days.

[Brendan]

It?s just too loud and busy and I?m too old for my age or just old.

[Jah Lush]

Those weren't the fecking days you young scallywag. No such fecking thing. These are the days my friend. Try any pub in East Dulwich and it's better than that shit hole.

[bon3yard]

Wow, and I thought I knew everything.

[mockney piers]

tbh I can live with it during the day, nowt wrong with it as such, it's just too busy and noisy late-on at the weekend and have often encountered attitude there.

I really like it's sister pub, The Florence though.

[Brendan]

Perhaps they?re clamping down on the attitude MP. Well they?ve stopped letting Jah in at any rate.

[Jah Lush]

Sure, I got attitude man. Whaddya got?

[Brendan]

I got nothing man. Nothing aint worth nothing but it?s free.

[citizenED]

....and back to the Fat Pig whom sayeth, in regarded interviewformercial, "There was a massive, big, life-size chocolate fountain" Answers on a postcard as to what the flippin 'eck is one of them.