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Loz

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LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.


Many (many) years ago when I worked in a pub, one girl propositioned me with the rather direct opening line of "fancy a f***?".

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titch juicy

titch juicy

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LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the

> women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.

>

> 'Are you into squirters?' tends to work for me

> when I'm out hunting, not sure this is a line

> though, more investigative enquiries.


Norris McSquirter?


I was with a squirter once- scared the living bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it was quite a thing.

northlondoner

northlondoner

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Salsaboy Wrote:

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> Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener!

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> titch juicy Wrote:

> >

> > I was with a squirter once- scared the living

> > bejeezus out of me first time- but after that

> it

> > was quite a thing.



Yes - has caught me by surprise as well.

LadyDeliah

LadyDeliah

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titch juicy Wrote:

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> Norris McSquirter?

>

> I was with a squirter once- scared the living

> bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it

> was quite a thing.


It seems to be a bit addictive for some guys. No idea why though.

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