Good lines...

[northlondoner]

Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!!

[LadyDeliah]

northlondoner Wrote:

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> Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!!

Lol, just keeping it real bro.

[Salsaboy]

I'm not. I'm interested......

northlondoner Wrote:

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> Lady Delilah ! I'm shocked !!!

[Dopamine1979]

TTIUWP

[LadyDeliah]

Lol, google it.

[Loz]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.

Many (many) years ago when I worked in a pub, one girl propositioned me with the rather direct opening line of "fancy a f***?".

[mako]

Was it successful?

[Loz]

Nope. Her choice of opening line was far from the worst aspect about her.

[Mick Mac]

Well done on having standards Loz.

[El Pibe]

talking of good lines, sort of a double pun here

From London chat up lines http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/chat-up-lines-that-would-definitely-work-in-london

[El Pibe]

ha ha

 

[Louisa]

Groucho Marx (1890-1977):

'I never forget a face, but in your case I?d be glad to make an exception.'

Louisa.

[El Pibe]

Hmm, novel approach Louisa, insult them. Sort treat em mean keep em keen logic to it i guess.

[titch juicy]

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> 'Sit on my face' sometimes works on some of the

> women I know, but only if the guy is hot snyway.

>

> 'Are you into squirters?' tends to work for me

> when I'm out hunting, not sure this is a line

> though, more investigative enquiries.

Norris McSquirter?

I was with a squirter once- scared the living bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it was quite a thing.

[Salsaboy]

Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener!

titch juicy Wrote:

>

> I was with a squirter once- scared the living

> bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it

> was quite a thing.

[steveo]

"Would you like to come on my boat?"

[Gingerbeer]

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

[northlondoner]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener!

>

> titch juicy Wrote:

> >

> > I was with a squirter once- scared the living

> > bejeezus out of me first time- but after that

> it

> > was quite a thing.

Yes - has caught me by surprise as well.

[LadyDeliah]

steveo Wrote:

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> "Would you like to come on my boat?"

Who could say no to that?

[LadyDeliah]

titch juicy Wrote:

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> Norris McSquirter?

>

> I was with a squirter once- scared the living

> bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it

> was quite a thing.

It seems to be a bit addictive for some guys. No idea why though.

[Salsaboy]

That'll be because you're not a guy.

Or are you???

[LadyDeliah]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> That'll be because you're not a guy.

>

> Or are you???

Rumbled!

[Dopamine1979]

Heaven must be missing an angel, cos you look just like Ronnie Barker.

[Mick Mac]

Hey....how you doin ( in the style of Friends )

[FJDGoose]

you don't sweat much for a fat lass ;)- ( good old Viz comic )