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citizenED

citizenED

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Can just imagine the tension in Quids' mind as he spends the evening trawling the various threads and, as he grinds away trying desperaately to compose a witty rejoinder, knowledgable quip or articulate point he notices that one thread has reached its 99th post and so, with a nifty bit of mousework, and nimble fingering, he types '100' and posts. cue self-congratulatory grin.
HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> ???? Wrote:

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> > Similar to people's obssession with HB(ON

> TOPIC)

>

>

> Not similar at all Quids, your posting makes no

> sense, whereas...I'll get back to you in a while.


Quids, I haven't been able to give the matter the attention it deserves as yet. As you know there were all sorts of shenanigans going on about spelling today which took up some of my time.

And before anyone looks it up 'shenanigans' has no double 'n's, I've been up to them for some considerable time, so should know.

Added to that my employers had laid on some work for me today. Bastards.

But I know there's a difference, I can feel it in my water.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> That may just be enough to make me join the i love

> hlb thread. .


SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> I know

>

> Well I know his reason, but I can't see what he

> claims to see


Aaah shucks Sean, thanks.

Kells

Kells

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Hona, I think that my good intentions may have been somewhat misconstrued. I'd like to set the record straight; my offer of help to Giggirl and the other bandwagon chicks was genuine and heartfelt.


I regret that I can have been so misunderstood, and will try my hardest not to cause any confusion in the future.


Back to the number obsession.....

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Oh Kells, forgive me my foolish misinterpretation of your intentions.

It's just that I've become so protective of the Bandwagon Chicks (particularlry the head of sorority that is Giggi) that I may have been somewhat defensive and not taken your assertion at the face value you intended.

Looking back at it, how could I have been so foolish.

Welcome good Kells and may I wish you many years of loving me and all that, this is a happy day indeed.

Made all the happier now that Sean M's joined in. Finally. Just joshing, SM.

I'm just off now to watch Question Time on BBC1 and the only thing that could possibly make me feel more joyous is if David Dimbleby drops the loaf on Piers Morgan.

Fingers crossed.

  • 2 weeks later...
HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Giggi and TLS you're timing as always is immaculate.

It's some sort of sixth sense you both have about when a judicious post from you makes all the difference.

You've changed my internal soundtrack from Nick Lowe's Endless Sleep (#it makes you want to lay face down on the grass so brown, where the sun beats down on the baking ground, to find sweet relief, in endless sleep#) to the life-affirming potty-mouth of Uncle Fukka by Terrance And Phillip.

Indiscriminate kisses and hugs to you good, good people.

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HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Oh no! I was trying to make a pertinent comment on another thread and inadvertently I've been and gone and brought this one back from page 6.

I'm utterly mortified by the whole thing. Please just ignore it.

And anyone who was previously in love with me and all that, you have my permission to withdraw your love.

It'll hurt but frankly I think I deserve it, it's almost as if I must be stopped. For my own bad.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Alan Brady Wrote:

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> I honestly don't know how you can live with

> yourself sir!!!


It's a thankless task Al but I have to.

I feel duty bound, which in a way is like being egg-bound but you experience more crap.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Just to balance out the other thread. Frankly if no one else is prepared to love me, then I'll do the job myself.

Is Ying Yang the phrase I'm looking for?

It might be, seems as good as anything else.


(For first-timers please read the above while imagining the author (if one can dignify oneself as such) searching, in a distracted fashion, through the pockets of a large baggy Harris tweed three-piece suit in search of a pipe).


As you were.

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