I think I'm in love with HonaloochieB

[Mick Mac]

No more cocktails for you Mike.

[Mikecg]

Sooo, are you saying that if Carmen Mirander walks into the EDT later tonight I should do a runner?.

[RosieH]

That's right sugarlips

[bigbadwolf]

I once got into serious trouble at secondary school for a joke picture I made of Sean Connery and my art teacher didn't see the funny side and said it was very offensive which I thought was a bit harsh. Basically it was a picture of a guy in a tuxedo with his trousers round his ankles standing next over a toilet and I stuck a picture of Sean Connery's face on the top with a speech bubble saying "not a pretty shite". Everyone else thought it was a laugh though.

I know all my Bond girls thank you very much Rosie.

[Mikecg]

Fruity, as long as you dont use any of Ted's The Devils memorabilia I wont mind.

Edited to say that was in response to Rosie West.

[Brendan]

Bond, gag and Ryder...

You lot really have reached new depths of depracity.

[Mikecg]

Where is Depracity and how do I get there?

[Mick Mac]

You are there already Mike.

[Mikecg]

I think your right Mick Mac, especialy now Rosie West is out to do me in, I'm just wondering how I'm going to get out of this one? My get out of jail cards were exhausted when another certain well know lady took a dislike to me.

(I can't think why?).

[Mick Mac]

I had a "mini run in" with Rosie once - not to be taken lightly.

[RosieH]

Oh you boys are so precious.

[Mikecg]

I know she's a real Man eater, she's been on at me since day one. All that pent up anger is scary stuff.

[Moos]

Strange, RosieH has always seemed pretty chilled and easy to get on with to me.

[bigbadwolf]

I disagree Mike, my mental image of Rosie leads me to think she's really fit.

[Mikecg]

Your not a bloke though moos, Joke, shes a sweet girl and all she ever did was threaten to do me in, lovly sort of the earth.

[RosieH]

See Mick n Mike (hey, have you ever thought of joining forces in an 80s pop duo?) - Moos and BBW know what they're talking about, they know the shizzle

[Mikecg]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I disagree Mike, my mental image of Rosie leads me

> to think she's really fit.

Dont use this as an excuse to smarm thing up BBW.

[RosieH]

Mike, I thought we'd come so far - was I wrong?

I'm sort of the earth - what, are you calling me soil now?

[Mikecg]

Would I even think of doing that? no not at all. *Sings in a Michael Bolton Type Voice* Now that we've come, to the end of our rainbow.

[bigbadwolf]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I disagree Mike, my mental image of Rosie leads

> me

> > to think she's really fit.

>

>

> Dont use this as an excuse to smarm thing up BBW.

It's not my fault, I just can't help myself. But I bet she is.

P.s It's 'salt of the earth' bonehead.

[Mick Mac]

Please Rosie - I'd like to think Mike and myself would not be compatable. You should hear the names he calls me when he's angry.

[RosieH]

*swoons*

BBW, I've just come over all unnecessary

[Mikecg]

I know that you imbasilic twonk, I was using the term Sort cause that's what you could call a sort. get it now do ya you broom pushing porta crapin cleaning numpty..

[bigbadwolf]

It's 'imbesilic'. Please don't use the word twonk as there are more colourful expressions that even your limited vocabulary can handle.

[bigbadwolf]

You sound more like Del boy every day.