Crocs

[haylehaye]

I wear my crocs in the Labour ward where I work, there is not a hope in hells chance you would catch me wearing them out in public though! Comfy - yes, hideous - yes. They do look cute on kids though, harks me back to those 'jelly shoes' I wore when I was little.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Haylehay,

Do you not find that you get splatters of meconium stained liquor in between your toes through the holes in your Crocs?

DM

[haylehaye]

That's why I wear them with socks.

Nothing worse than a big dollop of fresh meconium squelching between your toes.

[dulwichmum]

Do you make your own socks with a ball of 2.0 vicryl and an amnihook? They really look stunning.

DM

[haylehaye]

What a wonderful idea, I'll save some from my next episiotomy repairs.

[James]

Sorry, I think they are hideous. You might as well wear clogs.

[Keef]

Now don't go starting on clogs!!! ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Call me a fashion victim but I bought a pair last year and James you are so right, they are hideous and they make your feet sweat. Now clogs they really are something else and so 70s! Even that poodle-haired twit from Queen still wears those. Yuk!

[spymum]

Now don't go starting on Brian May! He and his fluffy poodle hair are lovely. And he's terribly clever (all that astronomy from Imperial and what not).

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/images/rf_jubileejournal_party_may.jpg

He can be terribly grumpy tho; I wonder if he approves of Crocs.

spymum

(Blog: PoshMum)

[Keef]

Great guitarist, but he's a bit of a prick to be fair! Plus, he's still using that bloody guitar him and his dad made.... You'd think he'd have afforded himself a Les Paul by now! ;-)

[haylehaye]

ooh, I delivered Brian Mays daughters ex-husbands brothers son a few weeks ago. Wow it's like seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. Incidentally they didn't like my crocs and they said Mr Mays daughter is a bit mardy. They also said I looked like her, which I'm not entirely sure is a good thing or not.

[Keef]

It's not his & Anita Dobson's child is it? Now that would be scary!!! ::o

[dulwichmum]

Now now Haylehaye,

We will have all of the mummys paranoid in case you say you have seen their bottoms!

Brian May and his instrument make me nauseaus. Why can't I get that image out of my head now?

[spymum]

Durr! Wot means 'mardy'?

spymum

(Blog: Posh Mum)

PS: sorry about the image.

[Polly D]

'Mardy' is Sheffield speak for grumpy

[Nero]

If you are mard in Northwest England, especially Manchester/Stockport, you are a bit wet, sissy, cowardly. Hence 'mard arse'. Nero