Amateur Poet's Corner

[david_carnell]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> david_carnell Wrote:

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> > Keef is now Otta

> > Sean became S Jack

> > Mockney turned into El Pibe

> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac

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> Only ever been Mick Mac.

Damnit!

[red devil]

There once was a rocker called Jeremy

3 minute wonders his forte

Then a long came a fair maiden

For 9 months she was laden

Now he's knee deep in nappy

[aquarius moon]

There's a guy called Red Devil

who thinks he can write verse

but each passing poem

seems to get worse!

[red devil]

There once was a guy called Quids

Had a liking for punts and bids

Then too much of the Stella

He was a changed fella

Now drives a white van in Syds

[Alan Medic]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> david_carnell Wrote:

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> > Keef is now Otta

> > Sean became S Jack

> > Mockney turned into El Pibe

> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac

>

> Only ever been Mick Mac.

Oh no you haven't.

[Jeremy]

Jeremy/forte/nappy = worst rhyme ever! Appreciate the effort though..

[red devil]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Jeremy/forte/nappy = worst rhyme ever! Appreciate

> the effort though..

Best read in an Australian accent...

[red devil]

There once was a veggy called moon

Read her posts you might think she was a loon

But it gets worse

Supports Millwall, what a curse

And watches X Factor to sing out of tune

I love you really Moonster! :)

[DulwichFox]

Down on Lordship lane

They are queuing up again.

Trying to buy pizzas

And standing in the rain.

Blocking up the pavement

And letting no one through.

And they have an hour to wait

They're nineteenth in the queue.

The favourite it is Sourdough

Cos Sourdough is the best

And queuing up in the rain

Just like all the rest.

Finally they get in

And try and find a seat

Cos eating Pizza is no fun

When standing on your feet.

Anon

[El Pibe]

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er grove vale and under hill,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

Stealing the golden daffodils;

But don't worry because someone mounted the pavement and ran them over before an angry mob beat the rest of them to death with their Orla Kiely pitchforks made of pure self-righteousness

[TE44]

A hospital a skeleton of what it used to be,

Applications being processed for schools I hear

are free,

Primary care, secondary care,consultation on how we feel,

Will they hear our voices or is it a done deal.

[aquarius moon]

red devil Wrote:

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> There once was a veggy called moon

> Read her posts you might think she was a loon

> But it gets worse

> Supports Millwall, what a curse

> And watches X Factor to sing out of tune

>

> I love you really Moonster! :)

Love you too RD!

And I actually think your poems are quite good even though my one was better :)

[MrBen]

red devil Wrote:

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> There was a man called MrBen

> Well known for his business acumen

> He dined out at The Patch

> Found their service was snatch

> ''They'll nae last 'til Christmas, ye ken!''

Great work RD. Impressive as we can all hear a real "Auchtermuchty" snarl in the last line. The manner in which you've conveyed the actual sound of the final words is exquisite.

[BrandNewGuy]

"Threads"

Any cab firms that take dogs?

Will Swap For A Bag Of Logs

Ex-toilet on the Rye

Anxious pizza delivery guy

Amy Winehouse passes away

Comedy train announcements today

Southwark Councils Noise Team

Stretch mark prevention cream

Wanted: Wii fit board and mclaren pram

Racist Bigot shouting bile on tram...

Hindman's House of Horror

Is tippee toes on tomorrow?

Nigella's breakfast bars

Best nursing bras?

Wanted - someone to fix gas fire

Sarkozy brands Netanyahu a 'liar'

The Dog is to Become a 20 Room Hotel

Lady Thatcher very unwell

Increase in Aircraft Noise

Good potty training book for boys...

The Gowlett's 8th Birthday Bender...

For sale: Breville Blender

Buggy Board with Bugaboo Bee?

Wardrobes & Drawers for Free

Hairdesser vs tax man

3rd degree burns to my jam pan

Gaming room (It's a geeks paradise)

St Francis Road - nice?

Free - Children's BMX type bike

How will you cope with the teachers' strike?

Accident by the shops at The Plough

Rioting getting silly now

3 remote controlled lights

Babylon filming at Dawson Heights

Power Pilates - get rid of that tummy!

Good for Nanny, Bad for Mummy

Blisters on toddler's lips

Bad Skin Post Baby... Tips!?

Place for a couple of drinks tonight

People who talk absolute shite

DJ Decks

Center Parks and Anal Sex

NOW GONE

[El Pibe]

please tell me they're all real thread names

[Help-Ma-Boab]

If they are this wins the forum for today!

El Pibe Wrote:

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> please tell me they're all real thread names

[BrandNewGuy]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> please tell me they're all real thread names

They are :-)

[El Pibe]

yaaaay, sterling effort!!!

[Inbetweener]

For those interested in poetry Southwark Libraries are starting their 6th Poetry Festival...details here on the Council website:

http://www.southwark.gov.uk/events/event/3461/rhyme_and_reason_6_southwark_libraries_poetry_festival

[KidKruger]

Nice one BNG.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

That was great BrandNewGuy!