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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> david_carnell Wrote:

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> -----

> > Keef is now Otta

> > Sean became S Jack

> > Mockney turned into El Pibe

> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac

>

> Only ever been Mick Mac.


Damnit!

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> david_carnell Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Keef is now Otta

> > Sean became S Jack

> > Mockney turned into El Pibe

> > And I've forgotten who was Mick Mac

>

> Only ever been Mick Mac.


Oh no you haven't.

Down on Lordship lane

They are queuing up again.

Trying to buy pizzas

And standing in the rain.


Blocking up the pavement

And letting no one through.

And they have an hour to wait

They're nineteenth in the queue.


The favourite it is Sourdough

Cos Sourdough is the best

And queuing up in the rain

Just like all the rest.


Finally they get in

And try and find a seat

Cos eating Pizza is no fun

When standing on your feet.



Anon

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er grove vale and under hill,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

Stealing the golden daffodils;

But don't worry because someone mounted the pavement and ran them over before an angry mob beat the rest of them to death with their Orla Kiely pitchforks made of pure self-righteousness

red devil Wrote:

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> There once was a veggy called moon

> Read her posts you might think she was a loon

> But it gets worse

> Supports Millwall, what a curse

> And watches X Factor to sing out of tune

>

> I love you really Moonster! :)



Love you too RD!

And I actually think your poems are quite good even though my one was better :)

red devil Wrote:

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> There was a man called MrBen

> Well known for his business acumen

> He dined out at The Patch

> Found their service was snatch

> ''They'll nae last 'til Christmas, ye ken!''


Great work RD. Impressive as we can all hear a real "Auchtermuchty" snarl in the last line. The manner in which you've conveyed the actual sound of the final words is exquisite.

"Threads"


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Anxious pizza delivery guy


Amy Winehouse passes away

Comedy train announcements today


Southwark Councils Noise Team

Stretch mark prevention cream


Wanted: Wii fit board and mclaren pram

Racist Bigot shouting bile on tram...


Hindman's House of Horror

Is tippee toes on tomorrow?


Nigella's breakfast bars

Best nursing bras?


Wanted - someone to fix gas fire

Sarkozy brands Netanyahu a 'liar'


The Dog is to Become a 20 Room Hotel

Lady Thatcher very unwell


Increase in Aircraft Noise

Good potty training book for boys...


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For sale: Breville Blender


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Wardrobes & Drawers for Free


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3rd degree burns to my jam pan


Gaming room (It's a geeks paradise)

St Francis Road - nice?


Free - Children's BMX type bike

How will you cope with the teachers' strike?


Accident by the shops at The Plough

Rioting getting silly now


3 remote controlled lights

Babylon filming at Dawson Heights


Power Pilates - get rid of that tummy!

Good for Nanny, Bad for Mummy


Blisters on toddler's lips

Bad Skin Post Baby... Tips!?


Place for a couple of drinks tonight

People who talk absolute shite


DJ Decks

Center Parks and Anal Sex


NOW GONE

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