bon3yard Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 ...cos the women, they 'Don Juan' me. :( Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Lovin your work! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Its a natural affliction. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuff Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Oh that is terrible. Truly x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Which, the pun or my predicament? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karter Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 bon3yard is very good looking so he could well be a Don Giovanni or Don Juan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuff Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 the punThe predicament is a fabrication, you're just hiding away until the summer months Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 On the one hand you have Bon3Yard's Don Juan thread and on the other the clap-spreading lothario one.I suggest you put them both down and go and wash your hands.But pay much more attention to the 'other' hand, I'm confident Bon3Yard has the highest possible hygiene standards. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Where have you been Bon3yard? Haven't seen/noticed you on here for ages? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Well they say there's "Juan" born every minute Donny..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 It can't be just me that's hearing The Human League's 'Don Ju-an Me Baby', can it?It probably can be. And I'm so sorry. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 It's my bedtime so here's Juan for the road Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted February 13, 2009 Author Share Posted February 13, 2009 I'm just a little peeved that there are so many wild & wanton young fillies out there willing to attend to a gents needs and not one of the has had the decency of darkening my stoop(yes, stoop). Its plain rude. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Perhaps you just need to get yourself "out there" a bit more. Ask Miles for some tips? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuff Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 apologies in advance and yes I know it's so wrong butCan't you offer a finger with every pie?X Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I told this joke to Mrs Keef last night, and her response was "but that's so sad". Bless her, I think it's the hormones ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bon3yard Posted February 13, 2009 Author Share Posted February 13, 2009 I want Romance Chuff not sordid carnality. Of course sordid carnality is often a happy consequence of Romance....so I'm happy to indulge both. ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5285-they-call-me-don-juan/#findComment-169328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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