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Keef Wrote:

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> I use both "rock up" and "rock on". I think I

> picked "rock up" up from an Australian friend.

> This was probably around the time I started

> calling all women Shielas, and became a potential

> threat.

>

> Bloody Antipodeans!


Are you sure the friend wasn't from New Zealand, Keef?

You've mixwd them up in yhe past

Brendan Wrote:

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> So to summarise; Jaybee went to meet a bird who

> rocked up so arsholed that she couldn?t speak. He

> bottled it and ran away, which was probably not

> the best course of action. He openly admits that

> it probably wasn?t and feels bad about it. All

> well and good, this could lead somewhere.

>

> Then blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, some

> funny comments about getting your leg over, more

> blah, blah, bullshit for 4 pages.

>

> And people say the quality of debate on here is

> waning.

>

> Being a dick?

> Why yes I believe I am.



Forget the 'rocked up'. Who calls women 'birds' anymore ? How old are you Brendan ?

I hear in these parts your ladyfriend might be referred to as simply 'Me Ladee'. Not to be confused with 'Yes Me Lady' Parker from Thunderbirds. A demonstration...


'I bin hangin out in Dulwich Park wit' me lady innit blud'


Something a bit like that...er...blud.

georgia Wrote:

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> My worst date was with a bloke who said he would

> take me out for lunch for our first date. We went

> to Burger King and that was only because he had a

> 'buy one burger, get one free' voucher. Needless

> to say I did not see him again.


Sad to say Georgia, I can actually trump your story. Someone once bought me a Pot Noodle for lunch. I'm not even convinced it's food.

Pretty glad I did in the end, as she confessed to me she had a recurrence of gout in the middle of my American Hot.


Needless to say I did not see her again.



What's so bad about that, do you know what gout is? (not being patronising, but I have had it, and know loads of others who have, didn't really know anything about it, until I couldn't walk one day!).

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