OHMYGOD!

[Moos]

Mikecg, take it as a sign of love.

[bigbadwolf]

Or love bite.

[dulwichmum]

Oh Moos sweetie, you are too nice! Mikecg, don't take it as a sign of love, take it as a sign we are family (you are a poor financially strapped little brother, and I am a fabulously wealthy and super attractive and successful older sibling!).

Mr Wolf darling

(I just wanted to call you darling then... I can't really explain why).

Michael dear, stop talking about your scars - they will all want one!

[Mikecg]

As you keep insinuating that I am bent ooh err, and considering you are so fu*in rich can you lend me a tenner till I get straight.

[bigbadwolf]

Bent as a nine bob note.

[Mikecg]

That's your business LOL!

[bigbadwolf]

Mike everyones business on this forum is my business. Oh and by the way, me and the gang were going through your bins last night in the vain hope of some scraps, Aldi pizzas and loose leaf tea? Disgusting behaviour Mike.

[Mikecg]

Yes my friend, sprinkle some darjeeling dust on the Aldi cheese and anchovy pizza it will help to raise you status in the wolf pack.

[dulwichmum]

All this testosterone in one place - OHMYGOD... I adore a good ruck!

[brum]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> All this testosterone in one place - OHMYGOD... I

> adore a good ruck!

Dear DM

Luckily for you (in this case) the 'R' key is next to the 'F' key on the keyboard. Otherwise you could have gotten into deep shig with Admin.

[monica]

oooh Dulwich mum I see what you mean mmmm he can do push ups over me (ooops typo I mean he can show me pushups anytime)

[dulwichmum]

Brum darling!

Do I need to remind you that I am a married lady?

Monica dear heart, do you mean the men from the BMF (swoon)? They are super fit and extremely handsome, aren't they? They make me glad to be alive (sigh)...

[monica]

Lol Brum and Dulwich mum oh yes I must say the guy doing the pushups as supplied plenty of material for my fantasies mmmm

[brum]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Brum darling!

>

> Do I need to remind you that I am a married lady?

>

Whenever you say this, an image of David Walliams in Little Britain jumps into my head. Please don't say it any more as is quite upsets me.

[Sue]

brum Wrote:

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> dulwichmum Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Brum darling!

> >

> > Do I need to remind you that I am a married

> lady?

> >

>

> Whenever you say this, an image of David Walliams

> in Little Britain jumps into my head. Please don't

> say it any more as is quite upsets me.

xxxxxx

:))

[KalamityKel]

Ladies please! This is all to much reading for the early morning. I shall remove my glasses and depart immediately!

[dulwichmum]

Oh Brum darling,

Would you be very upset if you discovered that I am in fact ... simply a fabulous married lady, and not just a retired brickie from Penge?

[brum]

No not at all DM.... I love to think of you resplendent in all your fabulosity and yet - dare I say it - incredibly sexy too. I understand completely that marital decorum forbids me to venture further - indeed, the old adage 'you can look, but you can't touch' I find to be quite irresistible. Besides, there's room on this forum for just one retired brickie from Penge - me! ;-)

[KalamityKel]

'you can look, but can't touch' ??? Really DM doesn't mind to much... or if she does she's too polite to say anything :-$ hehe!

[dulwichmum]

Oh Brum, how charming! And Kalam, I can't think what you mean. Poor Michael Paleogulus will surely bear witness to the fact that I have given him a good tongue lashing on more than one occasion...