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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Who am I kidding Hona, I'll have a Stella but none

> of that number four cross channel nonsense,5.2

> percent, comprendre.


A pint of the proper Stella for BBW please Dermot, and put another in the pipe for him.

Oh and one for yourself.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> While your there I'll have a pint of Biddingtons

> please @ 8% on tap I shall be hammered after 5 so

> volume will not be the issue it has been in the

> past, Bottoms Up!.....


Dermot, a pint of Biddingtons for our friend Mike, and then two and a half to three 'in the pipe'.

On no account must he be allowed five, he's a musician and we want him to bring his 'axe' and do some numbers.

I'm requesting 'Streets Of London' and 'Telegram Sam'

ronniemama Wrote:

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> Well I'm still celebrating my birthday, so I'll

> have a Hackney Ladies Special which of course is a

> pint of the black stuff complete with a shot of

> Tia Maria.


Well done RonnieMama, you brightened up our Xmas with this one.

A 'meal in a glass indeed'.

To be truthful Dermot's a bit of purist when it comes to adulterating the black stuff and is expressing some reluctance about the order.

I'll have a word and get back to you.

Asset Wrote:

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> Tequila Sunrise please.


For no good reason I can think of Asset, at a quarter to seven on a March Sunday evening this seems like the best idea I've heard since lunchtime.

Dermot, make it four Tequila Sunrises and stay close at hand.

karter Wrote:

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> Hona, this round is going to cost you some serious

> lolly. I'll just have a sparkling water. Ta


Money's no object Karter.

Can I make that water, soda water, lime and a quadruple vodka.

If it was good enough for Jeffrey Bernard it's good enough for you.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> ronniemama Wrote:

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> -----

> > Well I'm still celebrating my birthday, so I'll

> > have a Hackney Ladies Special which of course is

> a

> > pint of the black stuff complete with a shot of

> > Tia Maria.

>

> Well done RonnieMama, you brightened up our Xmas

> with this one.

> A 'meal in a glass indeed'.

> To be truthful Dermot's a bit of purist when it

> comes to adulterating the black stuff and is

> expressing some reluctance about the order.

> I'll have a word and get back to you.


It's OK RonnieMama, Dermot's left a pint of Guinness on the counter of the saloon bar and a large measure of Tia Maria on the table of the snug. He reckons what happens to them after that he knows nothing about officially and has nothing to do with him, and his barman's conscience is clear.

Though he looked a bit worried and I'm sure I heard him mutter something about 'rendition'.

Anyway, cheers!

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Moos Wrote:

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> > (hopefully) I've finished mine.

>

> Dermot another bottle of claret for Moos. Perhaps

> a 'carry oot'?


Must I leave, Honaloochie?


(said in 50's Noel Cowerd film sort of way)

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Moos Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > (hopefully) I've finished mine.

> >

> > Dermot another bottle of claret for Moos.

> Perhaps

> > a 'carry oot'?

>

> Must I leave, Honaloochie?

>

> (said in 50's Noel Cowerd film sort of way)


Two glasses if you please steward. And a little privacy if you wouldn't mind.


(said in a Trevor Howard film sort of way)

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Brendan Wrote:

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> The tequila, rum, and beer you can have straight

> away. The rest we'll have to 'send out' for.

> Dermot, if you'd be so kind as to send Sean down

> to the Loughborough Junction area for the rest of

> the list it'll be taken care of.

> Now in case you're thinking I'm indulging Brendan

> too much then know that any reference to a person

> with the name 'Hunter' I will always associate

> with Ian Hunter of (reforming this October) Mott

> The Hoople and distinguished solo artist fame.

> From me to you Brendan. Enjoy.



You are a gentleman sir!


And I may be able to sort you out for the Mott the Hoople thing. I?ve got a mate who has a cousin whose brother is in the music business. Ticket distribution specifically. Gav or Baz or Mic or something. Geezer operates out of the West End. No fixed place of business as such, more of a ?take the business to the customers? operation. It?s what punters want these days, convenience. It?s all very cutting-edge. I even heard him say something about diversifying into the internet with some foreign business concerns.


Anyway when gig time comes around maybe you scratch my back, I scratch his and he scratches yours as it were. Which is all hopefully more hygienic than it sounds.


Now can I smoke one of these Marlboros in here or do I have to go to the beer garden? You know that clutch of white plastic chairs the brewery came and deposited out back between the bins and the window to the men?s bogs.

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