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Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I feel rough as old boots today. Hair of the dog

> for me please. I'll have a boilermaker. Cheers and

> one for your good self.


Dermot, what the gentleman requires and keep them coming until he's good and fixed.

And JL, see your money, as far as this place is concerned it is as counterfeit today.

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citizenED Wrote:

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> Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll have

> a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB.


CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises.

However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a barrel.

In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors with me?

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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Ooh Holanoochie, I don't hafl feel woozy now. I'm

> shure I loves you.


Then my largesse has had the desired effect PGC. Well done.

Take the soundtrack to this thread as being 'Rainyday Women #12 and 35'.

Only the 'stoned' in the song refers to drink and not reefer or anything else illegal.

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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> ronniemama Wrote:

> wanna come outside?

>

> Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy

> Richards has only been in the ground a few days

> and you're already singing her song. Have some

> respect. Disgusting behaviour.



Ronnie - you want me to play Peggy to your Pauline!

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giggirl Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> > ronniemama Wrote:

> > wanna come outside?

> >

> > Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy

> > Richards has only been in the ground a few days

> > and you're already singing her song. Have some

> > respect. Disgusting behaviour.

>

>

> Ronnie - you want me to play Peggy to your

> Pauline!


Giggi, Ronnie I insist on getting between the two of you and seperating you both in a firm but non gropey and intrusive sort of way.

I will variously use the phrases 'leave it out', 'she ain't worth it' (seemingly directed at both of you, but Giggi I reckon you'll know where I'm coming from) and 'you can't do time it's not all like Bad Girls you know'.

Dermot a bottle of your best champagne and two glasses for these feistiest of chicks.

And a large fortified wine if you please.

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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> citizenED Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll

> have

> > a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB.

>

> CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they

> haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises.

> However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a

> barrel.

> In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors

> with me?


Well CitizenEd, Declan got back with the Chestnut Mild and Dermot has put four pints up on the bar.

He reckons there's not a lot of call for it round here and doesn't think it'll be a 'seller'.

He gave me a baleful look when I made a joke about 'seller' and 'cellar'. Won't be trying that again in a hurry.

He's pursing his lips in a meaningful way and has just kicked the pool table.

You'd be doing us all a favour if you ploughed away at the barrel CitizenEd.

When Dermot's in a mood, well it's catastrophic round here is all I can say.

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