Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Sue]

Change your doctor?

[lavender27]

I've changed doctors a few times, it's the same everywhere.

[DulwichFox]

Have been using DMC for 20+ years.. no need to change doctors.. They change doctors every other week/month.

Foxy

[Robert Poste's Child]

They're definitely not all the same! DMC was dreadful but my current one is exactly what you'd want a surgery to be.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Tv chefs who go on tour, discover a fabulous previously undiscovered chef in some country or the other and rather than showing that chef cooking so we can learn from them, the tv chef insists on cooking something mediocre for the said chef... Grrrrr the tv chefs have a whole program about them but I want to see more by the undiscovered chef

[Robert Poste's Child]

The word 'dating'.

[Grok]

Posters that are so full of themselves that they have to post on every thread going. No matter what the subject they have to get in. They cannot shut up. Over 13000 posts! Non-stop. Give it a rest. Take a break like O did, be discerning. Know what I mean j?

[TheArtfulDogger]

Jez grok

Who could you mean ?

[rendelharris]

Grok Wrote:

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> Posters that are so full of themselves that they

> have to post on every thread going. No matter what

> the subject they have to get in. They cannot shut

> up. Over 13000 posts! Non-stop. Give it a rest.

> Take a break like O did, be discerning. Know what

> I mean j?

I'd sooner read 13,000 of Jeremy's posts than 13 of yours, which are almost without exception simply spiteful and trollish. Do you get off on just being as unpleasant as you can to people? The evidence would certainly seem to point that way.

[TheArtfulDogger]

People stopping me buying pegs http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,1735305

[Grok]

Poppycock

[BrandNewGuy]

People showing off by using the phrase 'coup de grace', but pronouncing it as if it were 'coup de gras'. Which is being hit with a ball of fat. Probably not what they mean. Bizarrely I've heard it twice in the last week.

[miga]

Various incorrect spellings of definitely.

[peckham_ryu]

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> ?pronouncing it as if it were 'coup de gras'. Which is being hit with a ball of fat.

That's causing me irrational giggles. Especially since English-speakers often over-egg the "oo" sound, like when people intend to say merci beaucoup! but turn it into merci beau cul! (that's "thanks, nice arse!")

"So you see darling, I simply had to deliver the cul de gras!" - the good old 'arse of fat' :D

[Elphinstone's Army]

Finding, at last, good condition Mervyn Peake paperbacks to replace mine foolishly lent, years ago, in a charity shop, Titus Groan and Titus Alone, with a space in between them. sigh. Probably only ten minutes too late.

[KidKruger]

Buying a pair of slippers in a shoe shop, outside it's pissing down, the geezer tells me he wants 5p if I want a plastic bag.

[ruffers]

"Slaw."

[DulwichFox]

Getting a T/A Curry and finding there are no Popadoms left because I have eaten them all on the way home.

Foxy

[Sue]

Easy to cook poppadums in a microwave, Fox.

Get some from Khans and keep them for future similar emergencies :)

[DulwichFox]

Sue Wrote:

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> Easy to cook poppadums in a microwave, Fox.

>

> Get some from Khans and keep them for future

> similar emergencies :)

Hi Sue.

I've always got Popadoms in the cupboard.

I deep fry them in Sunflower oil. 190 deg c and they come out crisp and dry. Just stand upright for 20 seconds.

They tend to go hard not crisp in the micromave.

Do use Micro wave I'm in a hurry. but they do not swell up like they do when deep Fried.

Foxy

[Robert Poste's Child]

Not really rage but finding it hard to keep up with a plague of tiny, tiny spiders and their attempts at webs.

[DulwichFox]

Waiting in all day for something to arrive that you have ordered.

I'm waiting for a fence panel to arrive from Jewsons E.D. No time given.. Not even a.m / p.m

If it had arrived this morning I could of fitted it and then gone out.

DulwichFox

[Alan Medic]

Someone phones you. You answer to find that the caller isn't paying attention and engaged in a conversation with someone else while waiting for me to answer. Well I did answer and as you couldn't be arsed to listen I put the phone down on you. Timewasters.

[DulwichFox]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> Waiting in all day for something to arrive that

> you have ordered.

>

> I'm waiting for a fence panel to arrive from

> Jewsons E.D. No time given.. Not even a.m / p.m

> If it had arrived this morning I could of fitted

> it and then gone out.

>

> DulwichFox

Fence panel did arrive at midday.. Now fitted.. That deserves a pint or two tonight.

Tut.. As if I need an excuse..

Foxy

[Seabag]

Bye bye bye-bye, bye, bye bye......bye (in ever decreasing levels until a near whisper)

Wtf , just put the fekkin' phone down and shut up!