Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Tarot]

Looking at electric light bill, and seeing the stupid low energy bulbs have made no difference to my charges.

[RosieH]

Knitted cupcakes (as if a national obsession with this insanely overrated confection wasn't bad enough - knitted ones for ladies who just lurrrrve cake, and probably ponies and kittens too, but don't want to take a hit to their dress size that might be caused by actual pastel frosting). Who buys this shit? Whoever you are, just stop it.

And adverts that tell you, yes, you still can be beautiful / and or dance, in spite of your vile monthly bleeding. ("Who said protection can't be beautiful?" I'll tell you who said that. No one. No one bloody said it. Because that's the most stupid thing ever written by an advertising copywriting moron EVER.) Are these from the same people who used to advertise scented sanitary towels by showing a bumpy train journey where a woman inadvertently thrusts her groin into a man's face and thinks, oh no, he can smell me? Vile vile vile, misogynistic wankers. Didn't Just 17 put us straight on this shit when we were 12? Fuck off Tampax and fuck off Always you fucking fuckers.

[Huguenot]

They're looking at you...

http://leannea3.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/cupcake1.jpg

[Huguenot]

Mmmmm..... she's fresh...

http://bayimg.com/image/eablpaacg.jpg

[RosieH]

Not even satisfying to throw because they're all woolly and lack density and don't go splat. I mean seriously, WHY?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Helen GV]

Doing something you HATE because everyone else has scarpered to avoid doing it and then being told by one of the scarpees that you should do it better/differently..

[BrandNewGuy]

Those ridiculous "100 .... to do/see before you die" lists. I know I'm going to die - don't keep bloody reminding me! And you're not likely to be able to do them after you die...

[Alan Medic]

How do you feel about 73's? I imagine a man of your taste would be quite a fan.

[Yahira77]

I can advice you to start from Cero meaning to scrape again.

Just a thought !ha,ha,...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

"LOL"

Please - we are grown-ups.

[Gerrard]

Driving home to ED from the North of the Country. After hours on the motorway, the last thing you need is to navigate your way through the traffic of Central London, or wind yourself up going via the Circular road of your choice. Either way will generally result in a nightmare and makes me dread coming back.

[Alan Medic]

Well don't bloody leave then!

[HamsterLB]

Some threads in other forums :(

[Rolo Tomasi]

[gamerr]

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[RosieH]

"on" the weekend

[Alan Medic]

Telling posters with a gripe about something to 'move on'.

[MrBen]

Toilets where the toilet seat when up, is the wrong side of the vertical and keeps falling back down. So if you're a bloke and you have to use one hand to hold up a pissy seat and the other to....you get the idea. And yes, I REFUSE to sit down. Or try to pee through the seat which always gets complaints. Who the fuck designs these without thinking about that?

[ibilly99]

Threads that won't die when they should

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loi92tAnYX1qgptbdo1_r1_500.jpg

[Take Note]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Telling posters with a gripe about something to

> 'move on'.

couldn't agree more.

Plus text speak from people older than 9. If you can't be bothered to text the full word, call instead.

[MrBen]

Ok. Can we move on now?

[tallulah71]

People who say "I" instead of "me".

E.G,

"That ice-cream's for her and I".....Take out the 'Her' and you're saying, "it's for I".

Should be, "her and me".

"This area really suits Simon and I".....no it doesn't, it suits "Simon and me".

"This has been a real learning curve for Gill and I, because...." GILL AND ME!

(All real statements)

"He and I love these kids" - OK. take out "He" and I still love the kids!

SIMPLES

[jumpinjackflash]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Knitted cupcakes (as if a national obsession with

> this insanely overrated confection wasn't bad

> enough - knitted ones for ladies who just lurrrrve

> cake, and probably ponies and kittens too, but

> don't want to take a hit to their dress size that

> might be caused by actual pastel frosting). Who

> buys this shit? Whoever you are, just stop it.

>

> And adverts that tell you, yes, you still can be

> beautiful / and or dance, in spite of your vile

> monthly bleeding. ("Who said protection can't be

> beautiful?" I'll tell you who said that. No one.

> No one bloody said it. Because that's the most

> stupid thing ever written by an advertising

> copywriting moron EVER.) Are these from the same

> people who used to advertise scented sanitary

> towels by showing a bumpy train journey where a

> woman inadvertently thrusts her groin into a man's

> face and thinks, oh no, he can smell me? Vile

> vile vile, misogynistic @#$%&. Didn't Just 17 put

> us straight on this shit when we were 12? @#$%&

> off Tampax and @#$%& off Always you @#$%& @#$%&.

Time of the month, perhaps?

[RosieH]

And cunts who say that.

[TheMontesh111]

Oh, yes Jumpinjuckflash who said that !