Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[the-e-dealer]

Paying an extra 2quid to see a so called 3d movie and another pound for glasses when i have a ton of them in my pocket

[polla2256]

Cyclists - cant stand them

Stupid 4x4's that attempt to knock me off my bike (yes you with the porsche cyanne a few weeks ago)

Pedestrians strolling in the road

Being asked my name in starbucks

[Salsaboy]

Just say your name is Mike Hunt or Hugh Jarse. Always gets a laugh.

polla2256 Wrote:

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> Being asked my name in starbucks

[KalamityKel]

Forgive my ignorance, I rarely do business with Starbucks - Why would you be asked your name? Is this a requirement for service?

[the-e-dealer]

Oi whats so funny about my name? Mike H

[the-e-dealer]

Pre Ordering - whats that - and now we have pre warnings!

[KalamityKel]

I felt much like that over written verbal warnings... *sigh*

[Cyberia]

And 'advanced warnings' - these are much too complicated for me, can I have a basic or intermediate please?

(Have to say I tend to chuckle rather than rage at these)

[the-e-dealer]

Is it advance or advanced the signs vary!

[El Pibe]

The word 'uplift'

[*Bob*]

I see your 'uplift' and raise you 'upcycle'

[the-e-dealer]

pre - flipping everything. Pre booked, Pre order pre planned, pre meditated!

[Ted Max]

Oscar?

[KalamityKel]

I'm quite torn whether place this here or on things that have made me laugh thread...

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1065531

[the-e-dealer]

Why?

[KalamityKel]

the attitude of commuters... i dont travel by train ;-)

[esme]

People who take the aisle seats on trains, refuse to move their feet/bags then proceed to stick their elbows in you and huff n puff as though you are in the wrong for wanting to sit in the corner of space they allow you :(

Humph.

[KalamityKel]

people drinking coffee and other such beverages on public transport first thing in the morning...

[Dopamine1979]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> people drinking coffee and other such beverages on

> public transport first thing in the morning...

I quite enjoy the passive caffeine inhalation myself.

[the-e-dealer]

Blimey does reading or breathing annoy you too?

[seemster]

esme Wrote:

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> People who take the aisle seats on trains, refuse

> to move their feet/bags then proceed to stick

> their elbows in you and huff n puff as though you

> are in the wrong for wanting to sit in the corner

> of space they allow you :(

>

> Humph.

I thought of you when this exact thing happened to me this evening. Good thing is, the thought made me smile and forget about the **** I was sitting next to.

[KalamityKel]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Blimey does reading or breathing annoy you too?

Only when others do it ;-)

[the-e-dealer]

I don't really like it when they do a full make up job on the train next to you with bits of hair and powderpiff flying around then they shave their armpits! Ugh!

[????]

on tv, when people are 'playing' poker and they always say 'I see your five quid and raise you xxxx'. This is a string bet and totally illegal in poker your raise would be disqualified and you would be held to a 'see'

[KidKruger]

the trite nature of people's phone calls on trains, why does there seem to be proportionality between the volume of the person speaking and the pointless content of their conversation ? The result is you never hear the decent stuff !