Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[KalamityKel]

people who look over their glasses when walking around/talking to people

[uncleglen]

That's because their glasses are readers (comes with age) and the people and landscape would look blurry through the readers.

[the-e-dealer]

Dont worry kk your eyes will go eventually. What aabout people in wheel chairs who get up to sit on a bus seat.

[KalamityKel]

Im aware of this but why wear them if you're not reading? I get easily scared ya know ;-)

[fernado]

Ladies who forget to remove the price labels from their shoes. The bit between the heel and the sole.

[the-e-dealer]

sO IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING YOU DONT HAVE TO HUNT FOR YOUR GLASSES

[KalamityKel]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> sO IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING YOU DONT HAVE TO

> HUNT FOR YOUR GLASSES

Tis okies no need for the large print im wearing my own (as opposed to anyone elses) glasses now ta.

My point being ppl who walk around like i said look stoopid. Just get that string thingamy or wear them on ya head when not using them... u know it makes sense ;-)

In other news... nearly empty yet not quite enuff of a squeeze toof paste tubes

[Twirly]

People with their headphones on who are totally unaware of what is going on around them, so can't hear you when you politely say excuse me when trying to get past them as they amble along , and then look affronted when you are left with no choice but to barge past having said excuse me 3 times (the last time bellowing at them). Not sure that one is so irrational, but it really annoys me.

[uncleglen]

If you put them on your head they get tangled in your hair and the arms get stretched and then they are loose.

If you get the string things they are hanging down and can get damaged.

The idea is to get small frames and keep them on all the time and then put them on the edge of your nose peer over them when not reading.

Also ,people who need specs for reading are a certain age when they could not care less (if they ever did) if people think they look stupid. What's the problem KK?

I wish people would distinguish between a BRAKE (on a car) and a BREAK (in the sun or of a bone)

When I read 'put your breaks on..' for example, I think they have misspelled 'breeks'

[BrandNewGuy]

Tiny Little Verbal Thing That Causes Me Irrational Rage: "bad boys" - as in, "Feast your eyes on these bad boys." Stop it!

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Guys in suits on way to work, one shoelace undone and its soaking wet as they walk through another puddle.

[unlurked]

Pubs that allow 'reserving' of tables/areas of said pub. Now pubs that you can only get a Sunday roast in if you have 'reserved' a table. They're pubs, not restaurants. Get there earlier people and claim your table/area and spend money on drinks!

[ruffers]

"Up top"

[Vik]

People who don't have their reading glasses (My M-I-L mainly) so can't look at what you're showing them.

If you can't read with without glasses, why not carry them with you?

[the-e-dealer]

One other thing that comes with age is a bad memory. Maybe you should just decimate the Tuesday Post office Queues and get rid of the irritation forever!

[KidKruger]

"will 'revert' "

[KalamityKel]

Elastic bands

[giggirl]

OMG, have we met? Didn't realise I'd upset you. Sorry.

Vik Wrote:

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> People who don't have their reading glasses (My

> M-I-L mainly) so can't look at what you're showing

> them.

> If you can't read with without glasses, why not

> carry them with you?

[the-e-dealer]

People who say "revert" wtf?!

[KidKruger]

don't get me started TED.

[FJDGoose]

steveo Wrote:

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> unlurked Wrote:

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> > Clouds of flies that disperse en masse from dog

> > sh*t on the pavement as you walk past them,

>

> Yes where do bluebottles go when they aren't doing

> there sh*t thing?

They head straight for peoples sandwiches and get their shitty little feet all over yer warburtons - bloody things - dont see the point of flys

[uncleglen]

(They lay eggs on and in dead things then the maggots eat the decaying matter. If it wasn't for decay and putrefaction there would be a layer of garbage of all types covering the Earth to a depth of 1 kilometre.)

People who ask you to do something at the last minute when you could have been informed earlier. I think they want you to fail so it makes them look good

[FJDGoose]

Ah yes - there is that :)

[maxxi]

Staples in newspapers.

which mouth-breathing bum-fingering sweat-job of a turd first decided that was a good idea????

[jctg]

It's a stylistic trope! The way Mail Online headlines are always written this way.