Incident at Sea Cow (Lounged)

[tiger ranks]

oh maybe they got a visit from the COD FATHER!!!

[Jah Lush]

Oh for fcuk's hake!

[HonaloochieB]

Could be right there JL, it's starting to flounder.

Maybe it's time to start a piscine-based song game.

Shark Dressed Man - ZZTop

[Brendan]

Can I chip in here?

There is a time and a plaice for everything and the sole purpose of this thread is Fish and Chips puns.

Kipper on topic please.

[Domitianus]

Back on topic - I understand that an item of value was stolen from the belongings of a member of staff there. Just goes to show - we may live in a lovely leafy suburb but there are always rogues with an eye on the main chance. Keep an eye on your stuff, even if it is stored where others aren't meant to stray.

[louisiana]

I can see you're all floundering around here.

Well, I mustn't carp...

[HonaloochieB]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> Back on topic - I understand that an item of value

> was stolen from the belongings of a member of

> staff there. Just goes to show - we may live in a

> lovely leafy suburb but there are always rogues

> with an eye on the main chance. Keep an eye on

> your stuff, even if it is stored where others

> aren't meant to stray.

Just goes to show if you don't keep your stuff safe some bugger'll have it away in the winkle of an oyster.

[catriona]

I feel like adding my post to this, just for the halibut...

[HonaloochieB]

catriona Wrote:

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> I feel like adding my post to this, just for the

> halibut...

...glad you did Catriona, would've been shellfish not to.

[PeckhamRose]

Cynical dais indeed.

[HonaloochieB]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> Back on topic - I understand that an item of value

> was stolen from the belongings of a member of

> staff there. Just goes to show - we may live in a

> lovely leafy suburb but there are always rogues

> with an eye on the main chance. Keep an eye on

> your stuff, even if it is stored where others

> aren't meant to stray.

Probably a pikey.

[louisiana]

Or some old trout wearing a mullet and a dab of face paint and codling her-ring.

[francine]

Oh stop carping on I like that plaice!

[HonaloochieB]

francine Wrote:

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> Oh stop carping on I like that plaice!

Oh, it's fin now, you don't batter'n eyelid at their prices.

But that'll change, shark my words.

The whiting's on the wall.

[Reg Smeeton]

Groundhog day

[EdieF]

Crikey O'Riley!!!!

[ontheedge]

salmon cod have plaiced that before

[HonaloochieB]

Reg Smeeton Wrote:

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> Groundhog day

Has something kicked off in William Rose as well?

[Administrator]

Time to move this to the Lounge

[Domitianus]

-- moved topic --

[Brendan]

What? Why? Did someone mention Nunhead?

[archic]

one Cop and chips please !

[Moos]

Brendan Wrote:

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> What? Why? Did someone mention Nunhead?

Are you saying 'Nunhead' to that old woman? Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `Nunhead' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> Brendan Wrote:

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> > What? Why? Did someone mention Nunhead?

>

> Are you saying 'Nunhead' to that old woman? Oh,

> what sad times are these when passing ruffians can

> say `Nunhead' at will to old ladies. There is a

> pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

Moos the only way to put it right is for the whole EDF to raise their voices in an hour long version of Kum By Yah.

You lead, we'll follow.

Let the healing begin.

[*Bob*]

I see you in your official capacity now, 'Looch.. escorting threads into the Lounge from the General Issues section.