Crystal Clear - OUTED!!

[Michael Palaeologus]

On the radio this morning I heard a Downing Street spokes-person say:

"The Prime-Minister has been and always will be - Crystal Clear".

You have been outed Crystal Clear aka Tony Blair. So. share with Forum - when will you resign?

We'll keep it a secret, honest.

[mockney piers]

No WAY. That's what he meant by I work in government!!!

* polishes knuckle dusters *

[CrystalClear]

hey, now, look guys. Just because I work in Westminster it doesn't, you know, mean that I'm the PM in disguise. Lets just settle this once and for all, I'm a pretty honest kinda guy, and whilst I may feel the hand of history marking this historic and, well, pretty um, amazing achievement of my tony's ten years in power, I can't go and take the credit for it......

[Polly D]

But didn't you notice him living in your house Mockney?

[Fear 'n boozin]

I think using the word 'work' is coming on a little strong Piers.

[mockney piers]

Doh, found out by Polly, yes, Tony/CrystalClear/Mockney/Fear&Boozing have never been seen in the same room together!!!

[dulwichmum]

In the name of God! All this deception and spin! You sound like the labour party!

I think Mr Cameron looks rather attractive on his bicycle actually...

Has anyone ever seen him cycle anywhere without an entourage of press and just purely for the hell of it???

No, I didn't think so.

And yes the Lib Dems are lead by a Minger and before that by a red haired ethinolic man - MIKEWBATE!

Mmm.

OK it is a vote for The Monster Raving Looney Party again then?

DM

[Jah Lush]

Yes, good idea DM. Vote insanity, you know it makes sense.

[Keef]

Not the same since old Screaming Lord Sutch died :'(

[Fear 'n boozin]

bit like voting green really.

[Keef]

Naughty ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Ethnolic" - wassat? "Meths-nolic" perhaps, always did prefer the blue to the white. Not in a party political way you understand.

[dulwichmum]

Mr Mikewbate darling,

Ethinolic = drunk!

DM

[Michael Palaeologus]

DM - Will you be turning up on the 11th to take part in an ethinolic competition?