Tit Monday

[MrBen]

Anyway...onto more important matters (Lady forumites forgive me but you are all to blame for this annual synchronous wonder).

Anyone calling it yet?

I say no. A few outriders in short skirts or tops today. But crucially - not both. Flip flop count was also low with winter feet syndrome in evidence. And way to many winter coats still being worn. So its a no from me.

Any reports from elsewhere?

[Brendan]

Traditionally this is the eve of Stupid Glasses Tuesday, no?

[HonaloochieB]

And of course when TM arrives is not the male version on it's saggy short-shorted way?

Yes the living nightmare that is Inappropriate Vest Saturday.

[????]

Shorts & socks day?

[MrBen]

Novices! The rules state that Tit Monday does not have to be on a Monday. So even if it is on a Saturday it is still called "Tit Monday".

Last year Tit Monday in West End was on April 29th. And it was a glorious site.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I spent today and yesterday in a top-flight PR company up-west. Monday and Tuesday were "Tit-Monday" - with posh accents and long silky hair.

Its a hard life.

[HonaloochieB]

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[MrBen]

Again - novice Michael P!

There can only be ONE Tit Monday per year. As the guide says, keep your powder dry. I fear you have made the classic mistake and shot your bolt too early.

[Mick Mac]

Interestingly this thread does not say girls not allowed, although it seems to go without saying. But funny enough not a single girl has posted, why so?

Having said that - I was thinking exactly what you were thinking Mr Ben - my second year in London, 1991, a friend named it "Perverts weekend", a weekend for dark sunglasses matched with sideways glances.B)

I have checked the forecast and the temp this week will go: Weds 20, Thurs 21 and Friday 22 !! - So Friday may be a good evening to have an after work beer..Friday might be Tit Monday.:)

I'm sure the girls of the forum can contribute to this thread....and let us know when they intend to "come out"...

[MrBen]

Forum tradition dictates that the girls, whilst very welcome to contribute here, are far more likely to start their own thread to even the score. I quite like the idea of Inappropriate Vest Saturday but it doesn't have the same ring to it does it?

Tit Monday is a unquestionably a male sensation. Whether openly acknowledged or not. And anyone who claims otherwise is either gay or a right on guardian reader.

[Annasfield]

Ha ha. You must read football forums Mr Ben. Have seen this on several!

[Horsebox]

(.)(.)

I shall watching this thread with interest.

[Aisling]

Hi, i'm a girl. What the hell are you lads talking about. I just keeping hearing tits?

[Mikecg]

Tit Monday?, Soon enough when the weather warms up it'll be tit everyday.

[Mick Mac]

Aisling - I can tell you are far too nice for this poker game.

[????]

I guess that womanfolk are less enamoured with the average look of the SE22 (or for that matter most males)once the mercury gets above 20 degrees...and I can't say I blame them

[KalamityKel]

Seems a bit of a waste to declare such a thing so early in the year. I appreciate the excitement with the slight breeze or nip in the air but really... NOT YET!

[Huguenot]

There's nothing better than surprise aircon on a warm summers day.

[Huguenot]

It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs.

[daizie]

i like spotting all those muscular calfs and arms, flat stomachs and six packs in east dulwich

[Brendan]

Aisling Wrote:

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> Hi, i'm a girl. What the hell are you lads talking

> about. I just keeping hearing tits?

Let me explain;

Tit Monday - The first warm spring day when repressed, awkward males make tits of themselves by gawping idiotically at the female form

[Aisling]

Ah thanks for that explanation Brendan, but I thought you guys did that pretty much all year round!!!

[Bellenden Belle]

daizie Wrote:

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> i like spotting all those muscular calfs and arms,

> flat stomachs and six packs in east dulwich

Sporting the obligatory East Dulwich baby sling of course...

[SeanMacGabhann]

I think Aisling has seen behind the curtain

[daizie]

there is much more for men to gawp at, for us women, fit handsome men are a rarity, we have to watch films for that