Tit Monday

[BigPhil]

shorts are fine when wearing jandals , but to wear 3/4 lenghts with shoes of any description is so so wrong.

I have some very sad looking fashionless victims in the pub garden today.

There is, on a good note , a group of young ladies from the language school up the road who have thought nothing of stripping to their bikini top / bra to get a bit of sun.

just about made me choke on my cucumber sandwiches!!!

Im gonna miss this pub garden.

[Xena Worried prince]

I was going to post on this ... but I fear I will make a complete tit of myself if I do

(and before anyone says it, I know - No change there then !)

[flapjackdavey]

BigPhil Wrote:

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> shorts are fine when wearing jandals , but to wear

> 3/4 lenghts with shoes of any description is so so

> wrong.

>

>

Jandals ? Lenghts ? lol

[annaj]

Ahhh ok.

Tit Monday is what I think of as Beep-Beep-Wayhay-Day.

You know, the first warm spring day when males drivers (usually, but not exclusively, white van driver*) just can't resist tooting their horns and shouting at every woman they pass.

*by which I mean drivers of white vans not white drivers, obviously, before anyone starts anything.

[annaj]

ps flapjackdavey, jandels are what New Zelanders call rubber or plastic flip-flops.

[Annasfield]

Love how this has gone from tits to flip flops.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Phillippe Felloppe.

[Bellenden Belle]

Mmmmm, from top to toe indeed - I must say I go weak at the sight of men in sandals.

In fact I think I have in the past dated men precisely on that quality - neglecting to spot the overgrown facial hair at the time, so obsessed was I with their toes.

But then I have kissed many frogs - and little wonder since what type of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals of course!

[HonaloochieB]

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> But then I have kissed many frogs - and little

> wonder since what type of shoes do frogs wear?

> Open toad sandals of course!

That's the male frogs BB, the stylish girl frogs won't be seen in anything but Ribbit-O Cavalli.

It's true, I read it in Frogue.

[BigPhil]

maybe will have to have a jandal / thong / flip flop party , Stubbies for the lads of course

if you are not sure what stubbies are , there is an ad on youtube for them.

but 3/4 long shorts / short pants are not a good look on anyone.

[KalamityKel]

oh come on 3/4 lengths at least are much better than ankle swingers (for those who don't understand that concept - ill-fitting trousers that ride above the ankle displaying sock, skin, hair and shoe). That is just WRONG!

[HonaloochieB]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> oh come on 3/4 lengths at least are much better

> than ankle swingers (for those who don't

> understand that concept - ill-fitting trousers

> that ride above the ankle displaying sock, skin,

> hair and shoe). That is just WRONG!

Accidental ankle swingers are no shame, they and their owner just can't help it.

They are blameless innocents such as geaography teachers or urchins and should be viewed with benign tolerance.

The wearer of 3/4 length trousers sets out with malice aforethought to offend and spread dismay.

He is the worst sort of poltroon and should be cut by the county.

[jaybee82]

I always think 3/4 length's look a bit like plus fours....i.e. terrible. If you're going to consciously wear ankle swingers you can't do it by halves...I'm fairly certain a combover and Jarvis Cocker style glasses are a legal requirement.

[Cassius]

OK guys - if you all hate them - who are all those ED-ites that are wearing them?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

As only HM can wear white shoes with aplomb, so only Captain Kirk can get away with 3/4 trousers.

[Xena Worried prince]

I am now sooo confused, did anyone actually establish when the so called TM occurs this year....

[KalamityKel]

Its bin and gawn innit *sighs*

[Brendan]

Xena it is a sort of, Road to Damascus experience that is specific to the individual. You will know it when it comes to you.

[Xena Worried prince]

I just want to make sure I prepare my Wayfarers for the right day, it would be a shame to polish those mirrored lenses to a blinding radiance and discover I have missed the grand event because I was too busy doing a 'polishing' action now

[Brendan]

Mirrored Wayfarers. Repec?

You may even get into Clapham with those. I got bounced last week coz mine weren?t original ray-bans.

Got any quarter length trousers?

[Xena Worried prince]

Lord above, NO to the quarter length trousers question, nor do I own sandals (with or without white socks)

What sort of freak do you take me for sir

[KalamityKel]

I have photographic evidence that says otherwise...

[Xena Worried prince]

My Dear Miss Kelly

Prove it, for I think you are just saying that to see if I get embarrassed, but fear not for I know you are bluffing (now if it was a photo of me in a Sarong 'David Beckham style' then maybe I would be worried)

[KalamityKel]

Kalamity to you my dear :p I'll send something over shortly ;-)

[Xena Worried prince]

Ohhh, will it be proof that today is TM ?

Polishes mirrors under the desk even harder

[KalamityKel]

:-$