bloody nappy valley (lounged)

[????]

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[Cassius]

(not like when I was young, we were all miserable).

Talk for yourself - I had a fantastic childhood - most of the summer either on the beach or in the woods building dens (wouldn't be considered safe now)............ I had free meals at school and we were too poor to go abroad on holiday and I had totally bonkers parents - but I was very happy indeed!

[daizie]

my friend has the best approach. When in a shop, cafe pub or restaurant in dulwich, he puts out his leg and trips unruly children up, they soon stop :))

[Asset]

how mature of him

[????]

...yes, I'm sure he does,,,,,,really........

[*Bob*]

Mrs *Bob* has a good approach.

When in a shop, cafe pub or restaurant in dulwich and there's someone tripping children up, she pokes them in the eye with a tent peg - until it bleeds. :))

[KalamityKel]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Most of us would live somewhere else if we could

> afford it...

Why?

[HonaloochieB]

daizie Wrote:

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> my friend has the best approach. When in a shop,

> cafe pub or restaurant in dulwich, he puts out his

> leg and trips unruly children up, they soon stop

> :))

May I cordially suggest he try this approach in the Whetherspoons in Peckham.

I'm confident the parents' response will make him long for a Mrs *Bob* style eye tent-pegging.

But actually I'm with Quids, your 'friend' doesn't actually do this, does he?

[KalamityKel]

Depends how old the "friend" is don't it ;-)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

How very Old Testament of Mrs *Bob* - refreshing in these dark days.

[????]

I'd take an 80s approach, squirt and Stanley

[SeanMacGabhann]

great video that one, quids

[????]

propa norty

[daizie]

he does yes, however he is quite selective..

[daizie]

Bob he still has two eyes so he couldnt have met your other half, I wonder if she knows you fancy me . The thing is, everyone expects everyone to like and tolerate children. I was in Sainsbury's, the checkout woman say's are you collecting books for schools vouchers, I say 'no i dont like children' and everyone near by gasps and stares at me speechless. No humour, nothing, just shocked faces. Result for me as she undercharged and off i strolled leaving the stunned queue behind me .

[Asset]

shame your parents didn't feel the same way really:)):)):))

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Asset following nicely in the steps of Muriel Spark!

[*Bob*]

daizie Wrote:

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> Bob he still has two eyes so he couldnt have met

> your other half, I wonder if she knows you fancy

> me .

You're repeating your old self now, Felicity. Disappointing.

[daizie]

Noop *Bob* absherlooty wong, twy again :))

[candj]

daizie Wrote:

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> my friend has the best approach. When in a shop,

> cafe pub or restaurant in dulwich, he puts out his

> leg and trips unruly children up, they soon stop

> :))

Nice people, your friend doesn't have a beard does he (or she)? :))

[Asset]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Asset following nicely in the steps of Muriel

> Spark!

She wrote 'the Ballad of Peckham Rye' dontcha know!