What happened to real women.

[RosieH]

Hurrah! At last, I can throw off the blue stockings and pass on the mantle (or indeed hosiery) - you go Morag!

But tell me, why do you think there are no longer any real women? We're all around you. And don't be deceived by the tats and fake breasts - I'm convinced that buried within Lucy Pinder's straining bosom is the heaving heart of a young Helene Cixous*.

*well perhaps not, but we're not so bad are we?

[brum]

antijen Wrote:

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>> I have a real woman mate who can fart in tune to a

> song.

Respect!

[Morag]

No Rosie H, we are not.But we need to raise the standards for the women who no longer want to be "doormats". As for Antijens girlfriend I think she should see a protocologist. As no one ever read The Female Eunoch.!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Who's Emily Pankhurst?

[Mikecg]

All the Women I know are not "doormats", I think the equality thing has turned full circle and men are the new "doormats".

[RosieH]

Ain't that the truth Mike - what with all them hos taking over the streets and nice ladies ruling with a rod of iron indoors, it's a wonder you're even allowed out...

[Morag]

Well Dr Proctor, wasn,t it Margeret Thatcher who answered questions with a question! I dont think she was a real woman

she set women back years, let them down. The womens Lib that started to get somewhere in the seventies, came to a full stop under her. She just wooed the women to get voted in then abandoned them,

[Dr Proctor]

Can't stand the woman myself, the sooner she dies the better I'll feel.

I'm not being entirely serious here, I feel that the question is quite daft, either that or as usual i 'just don't understand'.

Real women, real men it's all bull**it.

[Mikecg]

RosieH,

I'm not allowed out, I only go to buy a pint of Milk but inadvertantly divert my self to the pub knowing I'm in for some beats when I get home, and after the 46 missed calls on my phone it gets a bit much and the dread and fear factor are hardly worth the effort. BTW there is only a finite number of times you can use the Milk trick.

[Mikecg]

Dr Proctor the voice of reason.

[RosieH]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> RosieH,

> I'm not allowed out, I only go to buy a pint of

> Milk but inadvertantly divert my self to the pub

> knowing I'm in for some beats when I get home

Ahhhh, and suddenly everything is illuminated...

[Mikecg]

Nice.

But seriously RosieH

My wife doesnt have to go to work she gets to look after my plasma tv all day and go to coffee mornings with the girls. she's always out and I'm always at work. on the upside she does all my ironing cooking and cleaning which is a job and a half I know, but she gets everything she wants and can do what she likes as long as the main stuff like the kids and housewife stuff gets done. I'm not saying she is a doormat she would smash me in the face with a frying pan even if I tried to even suggest it.

[Morag]

What about your time though, Mikeg, or is she to busy seeing to the meals and kids while you are on the computer?

[Mikecg]

When your on ?200000 a year you can do what you like Morag. (This is a joke I wish I was on that sort of dosh) We actually share the workload.

[Morag]

Well maybe nasty bankers, Micheal Jackson,and other above the law people can. but little ol husbands with wild imaginations, should spend more time with their.partnersDont you reckon?Mikeg

[RosieH]

Mikecg Wrote:

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I'm not saying she is a doormat she would smash me in

the face with a frying pan even if I tried to even

suggest it.

On the contrary Mike, I wasn't suggesting for a second that your missus might be a doormat. Rather that the picture you painted of regular beatings and outings only for the purchase of essential groceries might go some way to explain why you seem to have a teeny weeny bit of an issue with the ladies.

[dulwichmum]

Morag Wrote:

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> I think there should be a statue of Emily

> Pankhurst in Trafalgur Square. Women should be

> represented properly in society. We are not all

> chocolate, shoes, and bags,. Lots of us still

> want equal footing with men, and wages.We all dont

> want to be silly cows who just want to be used by

> men and get drunk like them. drinking beer.

> Pathetic.Skinhead children no doubt. "Shall I get

> my nails done" "Shall I get a nose piercing" or

> shall I have another tatoo". Or shall I feed my

> kids;descisions oh dear. where did it all go

> wrong.?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon sweetie?

[woofmarkthedog]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> > Mikecg Wrote:

> >

>

>

>

> Oh woofy me old mucka and I thought you were dead!

NO no not yet "ciggers" just been away init...

W**F

*whines quietly.....grrrr*

[Mikecg]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

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> I'm not saying she is a doormat she would smash me

> in

> the face with a frying pan even if I tried to

> even

> suggest it.

>

> On the contrary Mike, I wasn't suggesting for a

> second that your missus might be a doormat.

> Rather that the picture you painted of regular

> beatings and outings only for the purchase of

> essential groceries might go some way to explain

> why you seem to have a teeny weeny bit of an issue

> with the ladies.

Please RosieH you must know me by now. I actually know you dont get me at all and your not alone with that one, I really dont have an issue with the Ladies I love them to bits. I am however a bit of a clown yes thats right I've said it now and I like to add fuel to the flames when I should really leave it alone, some things I just cant help but have a bit of a laugh about well take the piss a bit really. I have noticed that you do seem to be a little bit anti mikecg, I like to think I am a modern man with the belief that woman are as much an asset to the world and in some instances more so. Do you really think what I said was true?. It's just a bit of a lad joke really, maybe some of the blokes that read it had a little chuckle. please explain where you think I have a problem with the Ladies? and I'll see if I can set you straight.

[Mikecg]

Morag Wrote:

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> Well maybe nasty bankers, Micheal Jackson,and

> other above the law people can. but little ol

> husbands with wild imaginations, should spend more

> time with their.partnersDont you reckon?Mikeg

Has somebody been nasty to you Morag? you seem a little bit upset about something?. Get it off your chest and tell me whats wrong you will feel a lot better when you speak to somebody about it all.

[RosieH]

Mike dear - I was being tongue in cheek.

But you do seem a bit peeved - get it off your chest and tell me whats wrong you will feel a lot better when you speak to somebody about it all.

['bout now]

To return to topic

Real woman

Joanna lumley

[Mikecg]

I remember when she was in the New Avengers Perdi was it and when she was in Sapphire and Steel she still looks good and she has aged really well, marvellous.

[HonaloochieB]

Well if it's all about reminiscence.

I'll have Elsie Tanner out of Coronation Street. Fine character, and also had a better real name than her.

Pat Phoenix, married to Tony Blair's father-in-law.

Class.

[Morag]

Whats the matter Dulwich mum, did you recognise yourself in my script.,And dont buy any fireworks this year, goodness knows where you"d put them.