Your Tombstone Epitaph

[Dr Proctor]

Apologise for being slightly off topic, but.........................

Shangri La

What a top top tune from a cruelly underated lp.

Thanks Mike.

[Mikecg]

Carbon footprint was mentiond and that song was used in last years TV ad so I saw the perfect oppertunity to plug it.

[PeckhamRose]

My other tomb stone epitaph:

"This Side Up" [written on the front of course]

"This can double as kitchen table top: refer to Offered section in East Dulwich Forum, owner has gone away".

[Mick Mac]

How about:

"Fancy ending up in bloody Nunhead"

[????]

Very good MM

*still chuckling

[SteveT]

Beneath this sod,

lies another one.

RIP grumpy old git.

I'm better off here.

I'd rather be cremated.

I'm coming back to haunt you.

Stop idling and get to work.

[Jeremy]

"I'll get you next time, Gadget".

[snorky]

" Snorkys revolutionary life was never the same when realised it was too late to return the decorative Lowenbrau glasses stolen from inside 72"

[woofmarkthedog]

CAR PARK 200 YARDS

PLEASE PAY & DISPLAY

[Mick Mac]

God told me not to look back - or i would be turned into a pillar of stone.

[bigbadwolf]

CCTV operating in this area.

[Mick Mac]

How about:

What are you staring at. Theres nothing happening here.

[bigbadwolf]

Danger! Unexploded ordnance in this area.

[rifleman harris]

What the fuck are you staring at?

[red devil]

My Other Tombstone Is A Mausoleum...

[bigbadwolf]

Well my other tombstone is a shrine.