Lets create a limerick

[bagpuss78]

Bagpuss wants everyone to cross their fingers

cos she went for a new job and had to winged it

[mightyroar]

when she saw alan sugar

[bagpuss78]

She thought 'oh bugger' (to be said in northern accent! :-S)

[mightyroar]

lets hope the rest of them are just old mingers

[mightyroar]

New one

Whilst sitting up late on the forum

[monica]

So now shes delighted

[TillieTrotter]

I behaved with the utmost decorum

[citizenED]

each message i wrote

[Asset]

got me the vote

[Nero]

I tell ye - it's the way that I score 'em.

[Nero]

Some forumites were 'working from home'

[Mogs]

Such a shame they are all alone

[georgia]

So they head to the pub

[Nero]

But pass on the grub

[Mogs]

As they had been warned by other forumites

[Asset]

what? Mogs, where's the rhyme there?

[Ant]

We're writing our lim'ricks online

And taking a line at a time

Sometimes we slip up

With lines suggested that don't scan or even rhyme - just like this one.

But mostly it works out just fine. :D

[georgia]

As they prefer to have a good moan

[georgia]

Very good Ant!

New one

The Forum is very quiet today...

[Ant]

Is everyone out making hay?

[georgia]

Or are they working hard..

[Nero]

Avoiding E Dulwich beer yards

[citizenED]

The Forum is quiet today

Is everyone out making hay

Or are they working hard

Avoiding Dulwich Beer Yards

To the Forumites total dismay

(sorry, Nero for Poetic licence)

Tempt anyone wi this?:

There was new bug in my garden

[TillieTrotter]

It looked like a bee but a hard 'un

[Nero]

It skulked round my ivy