Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

not a soul did they meet

[Asset]

you're one better TT

[TillieTrotter]

Dont be so modest Asset:)

[TillieTrotter]

They started to spy on our bins

To check out the number of tins

They roared down our street

not a soul did they meet

[Asset]

cos they're all in the house with their gins

[Asset]

sorry - rubbish, that one was hard.

[citizenED]

how about..

they were hounded out for their sins

[Asset]

much better

[citizenED]

When the Plough re-opened its doors...

[Jah Lush]

hoping to rid themselves of former flaws

[TillieTrotter]

They soon discovered

[Asset]

they shouldn't have bothered

[Jah Lush]

letting back in the chavy brain dead hordes.

[TillieTrotter]

The heaters are causing a dilemma..........

[TillieTrotter]

All they needed was a bliming umbrella

[TillieTrotter]

(OK, noones found their muse tonight so......)

To keep off the rain

Which is always a pain

[Asset]

and better than having an enema

[Asset]

ok - that doesn't make sense, ryhymes though.

[SeanMacGabhann]

The EFFORT tonight, people, is immense - don't be so hard on yourselves

Can we start a new one with:

"They all arrived at Hooper's...

[TillieTrotter]

Like little EDF troopers

[bagpuss78]

they drank most the beer

[mockney piers]

woke up with "the fear"

[Asset]

came over all queer

[Asset]

(oops - didn't see that)

[georgia]

And with heads as thick as pea-soupers