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I was in the Plough last night..

and much to my surprise

I had a drink with Mockney, and then we had a fight!

Mr MadWorld did stay

and later he did pay...

he mumbled something about a band called 'Milk'...

For saying that Mockney was in the right


It has to be said that that was the worst limerick since limericks began.

Lets have another go shall we.


There once was a lady named Tillie

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