Lets create a limerick

[SeanMacGabhann]

I noticed it began to sag

[Nero]

So I whipped out a carrier

[SeanMacGabhann]

and used it as a barrier

[Nero]

Which caused some friction and drag

[Nero]

Whilst musing on all things green

[SeanMacGabhann]

I felt the need to vent some spleen

[Nero]

Hmm. Sean, that line is very familar. Let's start again.

Whilst browsing in the new Karavan

[TillieTrotter]

I started to cook up a plan

[SeanMacGabhann]

Nero - oops - you are so right. How lazy of me

[citizenED]

bought some sculptures from Chile

[TillieTrotter]

Whilst browsing in the new Karavan

I started to cook up a plan

bought some sculptures from Chile

[Mogs]

Which one looks a little frilly

[TillieTrotter]

With high heels and an Essex Girl tan.

[Mogs]

People thought she or he was a man

[Nero]

Whilst shopping on Northcross Road

[TillieTrotter]

I trod on a warty old toad

[Mogs]

He/she thougth 'God I'm Bored'

[TillieTrotter]

So popped into the Drum

[Mogs]

and fell on my bum

[TillieTrotter]

straight onto a big warty toad

[Mogs]

The landlord was angry at the mess

[TillieTrotter]

He was screaming like Hermann Hesse

[Asset]

New one:

While sitting alone at my desk

(challenge you to rhyme desk)

Or:

While alone in the office

[TillieTrotter]

I come across all statuesque

[Asset]

could not move my arms