Lets create a limerick

[Steph]

But they would fight the Reds to the Death (Keith)!

Err thanks for that Tilli - stick up for your pal and all that, enough now thanks

Sean - hows your breathing today? I am surprised you didnt try to give the chilli to the pensioner on the cheese stand.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm passionate Steph, what can I say

I didn't use that stuff yesterday, but I did cook a stew that ended up way to hot anyway -

[citizenED]

for starters

I'm venturing into the deli

For cheeses so beautifully smelly

In my haste to pay

I've knocked a display

And now my legs are like jelly.

Next;

I'm trying to park near my house

[Ant]

But neighbours are starting to grouse

[Nero]

My car is a Prius

[Ant]

With recycled tyres

(stretching the rhyme a bit there...)

[TillieTrotter]

A gift from Dear Santa Klaus.

(Diabolical...but that was a difficult one!)

[Nero]

There once was a cat with no bell on

[karter]

DM then accidentally fell on

[citizenED]

When asked if it hurt

[Huguenot]

She brushed down her shirt

[TillieTrotter]

Which was made from some beautiful nylon (As if DM!)

[mightyroar]

at the meeting of the ED WI

[Nero]

Young Badger gave one lady the eye

[Ant]

She asked: 'Do you post?'

[Nero]

Eating caviar on toast

[georgia]

With a bottle of medium dry

[Nero]

Talisman had a house shown on telly

[TillieTrotter]

A beautiful one I can tell ye

[georgia]

In East Dulwich, home of the deli

(pathetic I know...)

[Ant]

The Kevster was there

[James]

Admiring the tupperware

(which line Nero?)

[Nero]

I like Tillie's line. Nero

[citizenED]

Whilst revealing his soft underbelly

[grons]

At the monthly edf drinks....