Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

buzzin a bit lively

[TillieTrotter]

When I squashed it, I did beg its pardon.

[Asset]

One day down at the boot sale

[TillieTrotter]

Had stuff nicked by a fat ole cow

[TillieTrotter]

But I made lots of dough

[TillieTrotter]

to the pub I did go..

[Asset]

and filled my belly with ale

[TillieTrotter]

Boom Boom!

And Next

Its the Glastonbury Fest this week

[TillieTrotter]

and Im not getting a peek

[TillieTrotter]

but ive offered to strip

to go on this trip

[Asset]

but everyone's shrieking 'no, eek!'

[Asset]

not in the huff are you TT?

New One:

There once was a chav down at Tesco

[Jah Lush]

Who wanted to eat Al Fresco

[Asset]

they knew not what it meant

[Jah Lush]

As their schooldays weren't spent

[Asset]

learning about things Romanesco

(scraping barrel)

[TillieTrotter]

No dear Asset, I'm not in a huff!!

Next....

I think I'll become middle class......

[SeanMacGabhann]

as it gives me a free pass..

[Asset]

to behave like a twit

talk loads of shit

and end up flat on my arse

sorry for hogging that one, can't help it when the muse calls you know

[SeanMacGabhann]

relatively profane muse as well for the time of day - I like it

[TillieTrotter]

LOL asset!

[georgia]

At Glasto it's p***ing down with rain....

[Asset]

but no one's yet feeling the strain

[Jah Lush]

of sopping wet clothes

and muddy boots

[Keef]

May I suggest

At Glasto it's p***ing down with rain....

but no one's yet feeling the strain

of sopping wet clothes

and soggy Marlboros

And the fools will all go back again!