Lordship Lane incident

[Domitianus]

I am still eager to find out what it is with thebeard and his Return key?

It has been mentioned many times.

Yet,

We still see these vast deserts of white

scattered amidst his posts.

Wht the f**k is going on,

thebeard,

as this interests me more than the rest of the thread.

[Huguenot]

In order to understand the Return key, one must envisage the jabby finger transposed from garden fence to back bedroom.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

'Jabby finger' sounds very Lewis Carroll!

[Huguenot]

A wee bit Lounge, but that notwithstanding...

Beware the Jabbyfinger, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the keybud bird, and shun

The frumious Proberdythred!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Made me chortle in my joy!

[Moos]

Now, where's that vorpal blade when you need it, Hugo & PGC?

*practises going snicker-snack*