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Ted Max

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Disappointed in Murray. Had Gary Richardson right in front of him and he didn't flatten the wee shiteball.


And, Ian Hislop's wife/ partner/ ladyfriend seemed to age about 20 years during the match. Also spotted: Jane Woodward not shagging Prince Harry, for once. Sir Trevor sticking it to the establishment again. And Ewan fuckstick McGregor and his plain bored wife about 8,8789,08923847239 times.


Finally, I can't remember Ma Henman going for the double fist pump, pelvic thrust celebration a la Judy M. More of a flicker used to cross her face as she realised the old boy sitting next to her would probably be fired up for a bit of marital ghastliness tonight.

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Ted Max Wrote:

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> Disappointed in Murray. Had Gary Richardson right

> in front of him and he didn't flatten the wee

> shiteball.

>

> And, Ian Hislop's wife/ partner/ ladyfriend seemed

> to age about 20 years during the match. Also

> spotted: Jane Woodward not shagging Prince Harry,

> for once. Sir Trevor sticking it to the

> establishment again. And Ewan fuckstick McGregor

> and his plain bored wife about 8,8789,08923847239

> times.

>

> Finally, I can't remember Ma Henman going for the

> double fist pump, pelvic thrust celebration a la

> Judy M. More of a flicker used to cross her face

> as she realised the old boy sitting next to her

> would probably be fired up for a bit of marital

> ghastliness tonight.


Plus Andy M's brother having puke rendering I'm gonna shag the arse off you later type snogs/leers with, I presume, his girlfriend

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What was that thing on the end of the Swiss' nose? It glowed like a beacon and was a major "tell". Murray has impressively developed incisors - which grow fang-like at break points and when he's shouting at his mum in a rather worrying symbiotic "feeding" pattern.


The poor wee lamb sitting next to Judy looked like she is there to provide fresh blood for the pack.

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Plus Andy M's brother having puke rendering I'm gonna shag the arse off you later type snogs/leers with, I presume, his girlfriend


I missed that. Jamie's force is weak, though, as the pack's energies are focussed on alpha-wolf Andy. Jamie can make a sneaky play while the Alpha male disports himself on the green, but when the pack reassembles he will have to offer up his kill to the She-wolf and her chosen successor.

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Despite his five-setter late into Monday night, the Alpha will patrol his territory much-refreshed today, having suckled long at the teats of the great She-Wolf yesterday. Look for the telling paleness in the lamb's countenance, her vital force extracted by the She-Wolf to provide succour for the insurgent younger son.
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