whats a good 30th birthday present for a bloke?

[bigbadwolf]

PetuniaButtons Wrote:

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> I wouldn't know about that Mr Wolf. I only

> popped on here for a minute to rest me eyes from

> fulltiltpoker.

No no Petunia, stick around. The Darjeeling is to die for and we could do with some new curtains if you're up for it.

[woofmarkthedog]

How many fingers, Petunia love?

"Louder dear.......I don't hear well....Ehh!"

W**F

*Pulls stopper from the Glen Morangie 12 year old*

[PetuniaButtons]

New curtains??well, you've got a nerve, young man.

It's not as if I don't have enough to do, oh no. I've already had to do two lots of shoppin on Evelina this morning on account of now I have to do Mrs Bunce's after all that nasty business she had with Ayres the Bakers..well course all the shops won't let her in now apart from the opticians and the Great Wall, so now see I says I'll do it for you love, cos I can't let the poor love starve, now can I, and I had to nip into William Hills for her as well, and all told with a couple of breaks at the bus stop for a Rothmans, the whole thing's taken me two and a arf hours.

Then of course I've got to take Snoopy down the dog exercise on the Green, that'll be another hour, then there's Mr B's lunch, then, like he says, "Doctors" won't watch itself, now will it?

So no, young man, I'm afraid you're going to have to find someone else to do your curtains *sniffs*

[bigbadwolf]

PetuniaButtons Wrote:

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> New curtains??well, you've got a nerve, young

> man.

Young Man? I'll have you know I commanded the Gloucesters in Korea!

[PetuniaButtons]

...mind you I did have a peek round the door of that there Quiet Room.

Blimey! Think that could do with a proper Deep Clean.

By the sounds of it there's plenty of you round here with a bit of time on your hands. you could busy yourselves with that instead of wasting time on ere all day

*tsk*

[bigbadwolf]

PetuniaButtons Wrote:

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*sniffs*

This particular quote reminds me of someone.

[jaybee82]

I went Microlite flying down at Biggin Hill airfield a couple of years back. Was awesome fun and not that expensive for a day's activity.