I have a theory...

[Muley]

But it's a secret.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

You are in great company here Muley!

There's a positive plethora of "theoretists" on The EDF.

As for practical experience of situations they can always consult the official figures quoted in The Guardian or FT....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Does it involve Japanese restaurants?

[Muley]

Good call PGC, on balance it could be expanded to encompass them. No conspiracy-based nonsense allowed though.

[HonaloochieB]

The theory being you can cause a ten page thread based on very little.

Well you're not dragging me into your web of fol-de-rol, no siree.

[Muley]

"Fol-de-rol"? Talk English, innit...

It's the only language I understand

[red devil]

Does it involve you taking copious amounts of mind bending hallucinogenics?..

[SteveT]

Because if it does, we want some.

[????]

"that I wrote all of shakespeares plays and my wife wrote his sonnets"

[SteveT]

The plummeting of the value of the pound, must have affected your logic quidsey.

[Windom]

-that dogs can't look up-

[bignumber5]

...Big Al says so.

[Windom]

-That its better to be the organ grinders monkey, than the monkey grinders organ-

[dulwichmum]

or an organ donor...

[SteveT]

or a donor kebab.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

or donna summer...

[Windom]

-One should stand up and be counted or lie down and be mounted-

[KalamityKel]

deary me!