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[HonaloochieB]

FIGHT!

[bigbadwolf]

So would I!

[HonaloochieB]

FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!

[HonaloochieB]

FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!!

[SeanMacGabhann]

calmer'n'youare dude

[bigbadwolf]

No now Hona. Surely the team should utilise this as a constructive exercise in overcoming one anothers differences within the the workspace.

Annaj and BN5 should've pointed out the above.

[bignumber5]

*Adopts textbook neutral body language for dealing with confrontation*

Mr MacGabhann, I never intended to imply that you lack any necessary tools for any sort of managerial re-stucturing strategy. My deepest regrets and I hope that this will not sully future co-operatives in the EDF team building arena. Perhaps you would consider leading the rounders team at the next be-all-end-all Funday-in-the-Park team-building day, or possibly choosing the venue for the cracker-hats-in-the-first-week-of-December luncheon?

[bigbadwolf]

That was much better BN5.

You should however have included at least one jibe concerning how small his manhood may or not be, purely to establish your dominante position in the managerial heirarchy. To many chiefs not enough Indians mantra...you know what I mean BN5.

[Ted Max]

Tell you the trouble with having all these muslim lads in the warehouse - they're a bloody let down on away days. Apart from Khalid, he'll have few when the others aren't looking. He wants to get on, that lad.

[Muley]

May I suggeat 'Hunt The Lenk' as an EDF team-building/bonding exercise?

[SeanMacGabhann]

The market responded positively today when Muley made a statement to the assembled crowd....

That said, now that lenk is no more how will we find him

[bignumber5]

Is that one of those deep and meaningful type exercises where we establish that there is no lenk, only the lenk within?

[Muley]

That's the one, it's based on the self-help bestseller 'Men Are From Mars, Lenk Is a Penis'

[HonaloochieB]

bignumber5 Wrote:

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> *Adopts textbook neutral body language for dealing

> with confrontation*

>

> Mr MacGabhann, I never intended to imply that you

> lack any necessary tools for any sort of

> managerial re-stucturing strategy. My deepest

> regrets and I hope that this will not sully future

> co-operatives in the EDF team building arena.

> Perhaps you would consider leading the rounders

> team at the next be-all-end-all Funday-in-the-Park

> team-building day, or possibly choosing the venue

> for the cracker-hats-in-the-first-week-of-December

> luncheon?

It gets worse SM, reading between the lines BN5 appears to be calling you a big soft josephine and implying that Microdisney were a shower of paddy chancers who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket and had singer whose voice resembled the noises a goat's bottom makes.

I wouldn't stand for it. Lamp him one.

[SeanMacGabhann]

'Twouldn't be the first time either HLB

I'm off to BubblyWorld