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*takes over microphone*


"My mother-in law always 'ated me. I thought I'd make an effort to get round her next time she stayed.

Trouble was, me boss wouldn't give me a month off".


*realises that there are quite a number of birds in tonight*

*observes that many of the birds are of similar 'build' to self*

*makes cowardly reference to Ben Elton*

Is that SIR Ben Elton, now?

Seriously, is it?

*realises he's not going to distract birds of this size quite so easily*

*looks into mid distance and mutters 70% cocoa solids - FREE?*

*escapes in the ensuing melee/ruckus/ruck*


PHEW.

  • 2 weeks later...

LibraCarr Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Hi,

>

> Today it was my wifes birthday, I went down to

> Lordship Lane and perused the shops to find that

> special present. In the end I bought her a nice

> belt and bag. It has made her very happy as she

> is now able to use the Hoover again.

>

> Regards,




> Libra Carr.



ROFL . excellent :))

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