Portishead

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Sorry, I forgot.

Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum.

[Muley]

That's as maybe, but loose lips sink ships, many a mickle makes a mockle, and if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

Or something.

[flapjackdavey]

So coming back to my original er... thing . Portishead .. singles band or what ? .... ;-)

[Muley]

What?

Definitely

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Jericho is the lowest permanently inhabited site on earth. I don't know about you but I'm about to get an Ice-Cream, courtesy of my favourite Palestinian Firm ... Walls Of Jericho...

Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

[woofmarkthedog]

Muley Wrote:

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> What?

>

> Definitely

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Muley you muppet

I have taken drastic steps and PM'd Admin as this is a distinctly off message thread you muppet

And you insist on being ON TOPIC you muppet

I had no choice you muppet

Now where were we, oh yes "Albion" you muppet

Edited to add Insults added in italics you muppet

[Muley]

Mah Na Mah Na

Doo Doo DooDooDoo

Mah Na Mah Nah

Doo Doo DooDoo...

Now there's a song Portishead should have covered.

[Muley]

And while you're down that way TLS, can I recommend my fave Palestinian cheese shop- 'Cheeses of Nazareth'

[flapjackdavey]

ho ho :)-D

[Sue]

Muley Wrote:

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> my fave Palestinian cheese shop-

> 'Cheeses of Nazareth'

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:)):)):))

Never mind Cheeses, Blessed are The Cheesemakers, as we know.

[thexwinglessxbird]

Name irritates me.

Has about one decent song.

[flapjackdavey]

thexwinglessxbird Wrote:

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> Name irritates me.

>

> Has about one decent song.

what Cheesmakers ? ;-)

[woofmarkthedog]

Muley Wrote:

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> And while you're down that way TLS, can I

> recommend my fave Palestinian cheese shop-

> 'Cheeses of Nazareth'

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Come come the "Cheeses of Nazareth" this gag is lifted non?

[Muley]

Woof, you flea-ridden mutt!

I may have many faults, but originality certainly isn't one of them-

I heard it on Danny Baker years ago

[Jah Lush]

Betty and I went to Portishead on Saturday.

No one was drowned so we went for a swim.

Spent an hour brushing oil off the seagulls.

I don't think we'll be going again.

I like the band though.

[woofmarkthedog]

Muley Wrote:

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> Woof, you flea-ridden mutt!

>

> I may have many faults, but originality certainly

> isn't one of them-

>

> I heard it on Danny Baker years ago

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Yeah yeah......punch me in the stomach if you don't believe me......

Honest.....on my life ....me Grans life.......I'm tellin' yer

Ohh it stings I know.......but I heard it on Danny Baker years ago.......of course,still doesn't wash!

Grr

W**F

*scratch....scratch*

[Muley]

Oh.

Well, that's me told then.

[flapjackdavey]

ok guess the Portishead song . here is the opening two bar introduction ... pay attention at the back .

duooomf duooomf doooouumf doooummff doooummmf douumff dooummf gerth Innnnnng !

first album , theres a clue . :))

[bigbadwolf]

Is it spin cycle or cold wash?

Nice to meet you today by the way.

[woofmarkthedog]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Is it spin cycle or cold wash?

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> Nice to meet you today by the way.

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Cruising ?

[bigbadwolf]

No dummy!

I bumped into Sue and Flapjackdavey in Boots in Forest hill...well...it was more of a case of me recognising them from a good old internet stalking session and I essentially forced myself on them.

Your time will come Woof.

[bigbadwolf]

I was also kind enough to give them my autograph.....Sue fainted.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oohhh my willy is sticking up now...

.....chase me.........chase me

[woofmarkthedog]

Foxie

I have designed a new logo and strapline for you in line with your softer new self, I have done it FOC from the kindness of my heart

Hope you like it!

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W♡LFIE

Even my willy is soft & furry !

[bigbadwolf]

That was utter shite.

Go to the back of the class and start all over again.