My farts stink

[LegalEagle-ish]

I'm sitting at my computer, being smothered by the stench of my farts, wondering why my farts always stink so much and thought I'd share.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Has BBW taken over your account?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Haha, no he's distantly related!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Well, "distantly" sounds a necessity

[LegalEagle-ish]

Even the dog has left the room!

[Andystar]

Oh crickey, how unlady like!!

I'm surrounded by flatulant women

My 4 yo niece ( aka the gremlin ) told me to taste her farts the other day, no idea where she got that from..

btw, shouldn't an important topic like this be in the drawing room???

[LegalEagle-ish]

What did it taste of? The worst ones are cauliflower tasting farts in my opinion.

[Mick Mac]

I always though you were a girl Legal. Only blokes talk about their farts so I guess you musr be a bloke?

[????]

Legal's just unique MM

[SeanMacGabhann]

A girl??

Legal is ALL WOMAN

[LegalEagle-ish]

I'm a geyser bird Mick my man. Used to be loads of us in the past, but with crappy bland clothes and soppy skinny birds being all the rage - we seem to be a dying breed nowadys.

And yes Mr SMG - girls play with dolls, women like me prefer to play with men.

[bigbadwolf]

Ah, the post piss up farts.

I consider myself a champion of this most noble passtime. After a particularly boistrous curry and about 10 pints of wife beater I have been known to 'light a few' of these trouser coughs.

There's nothing like the power that you can weild at the mere sugestion you're about to unleash a cloud of pestilance upon your loved one's and guests alike. Sometimes they can be soooo vile, you sometimes wish you could do it all over again.....if such a thing was possible.

The question does have to be asked though. Are you a sharer or a keeper?

Do you bestow your flatulance on others causing them retch or do you save those pungent guffs for yourself leaving you to enjoy the evening sitting in your own stink.

[LegalEagle-ish]

I am a sharing kind of person, myself, and mine are not post-piss up farts - off the booze - just general stinky healthfood farts.

[Mick Mac]

Whoops Legal - sorry.

[flapjackdavey]

fascinating stuff this ,

[Andystar]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> What did it taste of? The worst ones are

> cauliflower tasting farts in my opinion.

quite pungent for a lil girl, i did choke on it, it was pretty funny esp as she was sneering at me when she said it

[LegalEagle-ish]

Andy - you must be so proud!

[Mick Mac]

Legal - do you push you boyfriend's head under the duvet? are you that sort of girl?

[HAL9000]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> ... wondering why my farts always

> stink so much ...

Never mind why - just get yourself some Activated Charcoal pills! They work a treat. And open the window.

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ... wondering why my farts always

> > stink so much ...

>

> Never mind why - just get yourself some Activated

> Charcoal pills! They work a treat. And open the

> window.

How very practical!;-)

[jimmy two times]

And I thought women didn't fart. My illusions have been shattered.

[LegalEagle-ish]

If I can get my man's head under the duvet, before he does t=it to me, then I'm always pleased with myself!

[bigbadwolf]

I've often wondered what it must be like and if there are any sneaky side effects of such an epic 'clear out'.

As I'm sure you all have as well.

[louisiana]

You are what you eat.

[Andystar]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Andy - you must be so proud!

Proud's not the word, fearful more like, when she is older, watch out boys!!!