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bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf

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Ah, the post piss up farts.


I consider myself a champion of this most noble passtime. After a particularly boistrous curry and about 10 pints of wife beater I have been known to 'light a few' of these trouser coughs.


There's nothing like the power that you can weild at the mere sugestion you're about to unleash a cloud of pestilance upon your loved one's and guests alike. Sometimes they can be soooo vile, you sometimes wish you could do it all over again.....if such a thing was possible.


The question does have to be asked though. Are you a sharer or a keeper?


Do you bestow your flatulance on others causing them retch or do you save those pungent guffs for yourself leaving you to enjoy the evening sitting in your own stink.

Ladymuck

Ladymuck

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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ... wondering why my farts always

> > stink so much ...

>

> Never mind why - just get yourself some Activated

> Charcoal pills! They work a treat. And open the

> window.



How very practical!;-)

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